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Old 24 July 2003, 04:56 PM
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How do i get pissed on a £5er in town is im very strapped for cash?
Old 24 July 2003, 04:59 PM
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Special Brew

Get it from a off licence and take it into town with you.
Or a bottle of wine.
Old 24 July 2003, 05:00 PM
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Two 2l bottles of White Lighting or whatever the paint stripper sold as cider is called these days.

Down both as fast as possible and you should be there...

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Old 24 July 2003, 05:02 PM
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Meths?

Old 24 July 2003, 05:03 PM
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OK old trick:

But a qtr bottle of whisky drink it as quick as posibble and run up and down for about 10 mins, p1ssed as aresholes.

Or go to Netto's and you should be able to get 2 bottles of red of about 13% for a godiva in there.
Old 24 July 2003, 05:04 PM
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Don't eat nothing for 24hrs prior, and take a couple or three aspirin with each tin. Benelyn (not non-drowsy) adds a colourful perspective too.

In no way am I advising any of the above. Like McD's, eat 'em you'll get fat. Mix drink & prescription drugs, you'll get very drunk, or really dead.
Old 24 July 2003, 05:13 PM
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Cheap plonk from any supermarket: you can usually get own-label Red & White wine from Tescos, Sainsbury etc for £2.50 or less per bottle.

Or Tennant's Super -- the choice of street drinkers the world over. Three of those should sort you out.

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Old 24 July 2003, 05:17 PM
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You have got to be kidding! Fiver for the town.

Stay at home and save for a bigger night out next week/month!
Old 24 July 2003, 05:31 PM
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£5 should get you 5 cans of Londis super. Bung em in the freezer beforehand. Shotgun them for desired effect.

Worked for me
Old 24 July 2003, 05:39 PM
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In the shop up the road from my house you can get 4 cans of carling for 2.99, have a look down the back of the couch for a quid and youre sorted!

Although, how is he going to get into a pub/club with all those bottles of cider/whiskey bottles/cans of lager etc?!?!
Old 24 July 2003, 05:54 PM
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oh oh, found an old hip flask with whiskey dans la, right gunna go to town and get drunk.
Old 24 July 2003, 06:21 PM
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drink any of the above through a straw
Old 24 July 2003, 06:25 PM
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Snakebite - beer and cider mixed. Won't sell it in my local as it has a nasty reputation. D
Old 24 July 2003, 06:39 PM
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You could always go out with your mates and take an expired switch card/no cash,i'm sure they'd help you out.
Old 24 July 2003, 06:40 PM
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£5............. Jes o Pete.. Scooby ownership has peaked.. I dont know.??.next we will need a AA forum to go with the Vacuum forum.
Old 24 July 2003, 10:49 PM
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£2.99 for a 2.5 litre bottle of Stongbow !!

That's all i can afford this close to payday !!


Hic..

Old 24 July 2003, 10:51 PM
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Aren't you 17, poor guy?

A quid should do it.

Some Oxy 10 for your spots will consume the other 4 quid....
Old 24 July 2003, 11:15 PM
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Yep Tennents Super, 1.39 a can, basic Alcynomincs says you can get three cans for 4.17 and perhaps a can of cooking lager and you will be well on your way to shouting at passers by, each can of Super comes with a free Harmonica !
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