skoobidude

There's a very anoying bird near to where I live. Every morning it tweets bluddy loud for ages. Its ok in the week but on weekends when I don't wish to wake up too early.....
It appeared this morning at about 0730. I looked out of the bedroom window and the little fat **** was hopping across my front lawn tweeting like B-Jesus. So I threw a 2-pence at it. It flew off but returned about 10mins later.
If only I still had some darts for my Ninja Blowpipe.
Does anyone think I would get done if I shot it (I've not got a gun)?

Advice please.

Nick

MarkO

a) Close your bedroom window

b) Move out of the country and into a city.

c) Get a life

Dazza01

Shoot the bloody thing,

beemerboy

cant you just have a word with her....

skoobidude

I've got a life, thanks. A very happy one too.
Just trying to have a laugh on a Sunday morning mate.

Judging from the number of posts you have put up I think its you who needs to "get a life"

boxst

Children, play nicely.

chaos.

get an air rifle

It says m a regular.. need some fresh air ..

[Edited by chaos. - 7/20/2003 12:49:52 PM]

MarkO

4,700 posts in just under 5 years is hardly excessive, IMO. How long has it taken you to rack up your 400 posts? There are many on this board who've got more than 15,000 in half the time I've been registered.

And besides, I was only having a laugh too - hence the smiley. You grumpy barsteward.

skoobidude

Ok Ok. Sorry. Trouble with writing posts is that they can be read in a way that the author did not intend.
Apart from the cr4p I wrote this morning I do use this BBS to get a lot of help with every-day problems as well as Scoobies.

Take care


Nick

Turtle Soup

I live on the edge of a town with a lot of birds etc. And although the birds do start early, what better way to wake up than to the dawn chorus

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

Does it read Scoobynet ?

unclebuck

Leave it alone and enjoy it's singing. Wild birds are declining. The last thing we need is peopkle shooting them

UB

Mark_S

With all the fecking cats around youre lucky to have any wild birds in your garden. Enjoy em while you can.

Leslie

Get some bird seed for it, you might enjoy watching it.

Les

RB5320

what sort of bird is it? If its a magpie shoot it. If its a songbird, count yourself lucky.

Steve

Peanuts

iTrader: (15)

shoot it in the ***, then cook and eat the ******

ProperCharlie

leave the wildlife alone - check out your local naked bambi hunt instead.

[any volunteer bambis please make yourselves known]

Apparition

It's probably a parent blackbird like the one resident in my back garden at present. Just had two chicks a little while back and they are now mobile. Mummy blackbird is constantly on patrol scouring the garden for preditors. If she sees any threat she lets rip with the most ear-shattering screeches. Can't blame her. Have you got kids? Ever seen them threatened?
It won't last much longer, they should be almost airborne by now, then they'll be off to leave you to your much desired peace and quiet.
And yes, my blackbird has nearly driven me bonkers some morings at 4am etc. Just be patient, they'll soon be gorn.

Nevetas

WHat bird is it?

If it's a british song bird don't shoot it.

If it is UK vermin you can shoot it, provided the pellet of your airgun doesn't leave your boundry of your garden.

http://www.country-breeze.co.uk

skoobidude

Hey everyone, guess what.....

"I don't want to shoot it really"

I've just never heard a bird tweet so loud.
Its a real fat black-bird for those who are interested.

Spoon

What's Rusty Lee doing in your garden?

SkodaMan

Get a cat.

unclebuck

Sounds like it's a happy fat black bird too

UB