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Old 19 June 2003, 06:03 PM
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2 sisters go to a funeral
1 sisters meets a man and they fall madly in love etc etc
the man gives the sister his mobile number
the next day the sister cannot find the mobile number
she is totaly distraught
2 weeks later she kills her sister
why ?
Old 19 June 2003, 06:05 PM
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She had the number ?
Old 19 June 2003, 06:08 PM
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hmm, could be, but i think there is more to it.
Old 19 June 2003, 06:10 PM
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This is an (alleged) psychometric test - apparently if you get the answer right then you think like a psychopath and ought to be locked up.

Anyway, the answer is that she's hoping that the guy she met will attend her sister's funeral too.

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Old 19 June 2003, 06:11 PM
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Is that a different version of the riddle on the net a few months ago, Basically is some physiological test given to Americans people to determine if they are potentional murders etc and the reply is supposed to be "to see if the bloke turn up to the funeral"

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**** too late with the answer - help I'm a murder suspect now as I know the answer !!

[Edited by rsarjantson - 19/06/2003 18:12:15]
Old 19 June 2003, 06:12 PM
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lol thats a good answer.

A mans heading towards the center of a field. When he gets there he knows he's going to die.

Why?
Old 19 June 2003, 06:13 PM
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Thanks guys who'd have got that?

I reckon the mate that sent it to me should use it to test some of the ladies he keeps picking up
Old 19 June 2003, 06:14 PM
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It's a gravitational field - with a black hole in the middle?
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Grass field
Old 19 June 2003, 06:15 PM
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falls into deep hole knows can't get out / or heart attack / The centre of the field is a army / shooting range.

No idea really on this one at all !!

Please tell

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Old 19 June 2003, 06:18 PM
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Mine field?
Old 19 June 2003, 06:37 PM
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A mans heading towards the center of a field. When he gets there he knows he's going to die
his parachute failed to open??
Old 19 June 2003, 06:37 PM
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parachutist whose chute hasn't opened.

However, strictly speaking, there is a slim chance he could survive.....it has happened before......unless there are lots of sharp sticks in the field


[Edited by Hanslow - 19/06/2003 18:38:51]
Old 19 June 2003, 06:39 PM
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or there was a bouncy castle..........
Old 19 June 2003, 06:41 PM
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MJ got it
Old 19 June 2003, 06:42 PM
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A Man goes to work, lives on the 20th Floor of a tower block.

When he comes home he walks the last four floors.

Why?
Old 19 June 2003, 06:42 PM
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Ah the old SAS execution one

Old 19 June 2003, 06:52 PM
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Don't have a scoobies.

Super_Si's true identity revealed?

Old 19 June 2003, 06:58 PM
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A Man goes to work, lives on the 20th Floor of a tower block.

When he comes home he walks the last four floors.

Why?
He is a 'person of diminished stature' and can't reach the button for his floor.


Steve
Old 19 June 2003, 07:03 PM
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No, i think this is the picture you are after!!

Old 19 June 2003, 07:12 PM
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lol 1 point steve2k
Old 19 June 2003, 08:23 PM
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A man is pushing a car towards a hotel. He has £1000 on him in cash. When he gets to the hotel he is bankrupt.
Old 19 June 2003, 08:46 PM
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Is playing Monopoly?
Old 19 June 2003, 09:10 PM
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Two men are walking through a seaport. They go into an hotel, and one of them orders a seagull sandwich, which he is served. It contains raw seagull meat. He takes one bite, and smiles.
The other man goes outside and shoots himself. Why?
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Old 19 June 2003, 09:16 PM
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A bet of some kind? 'I bet you wouldn't eat raw seagull...'?
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