How to get rid of a trouble maker in our village......
08 June 2003, 10:29 PM
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Guy's, there is a young lad who no longer lives in our vilage, but insists on making a 40 mile round trip at least once a day, in order to hang around and generally be a nuisance to the residents of the village, things like mooning through old peoples windows at 23.00hrs, or sitting on street corners playing car steroe REALLY loud, he seems to think that he's some sort of God around these parts, but he's just a to55er, and, he's leading most of the youngsters in the area into all sorts of trouble, including drugs, underage sex, and petty crime, and quite bad vandalism.
So, I was hoping that a few of you lot might be able to advise me on ways of getting rid of this 'youth', not literally, but at least to stop him coming out here all the time, and just to add insult to injury, the little to55er drives a shi77y Nova!!
If people don't want to advise on here, mail me! I'll willing ly listen to all suggestions!!
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ps, I'm not being an old fart, he really is a nuisance, to ALL residents!!
So, I was hoping that a few of you lot might be able to advise me on ways of getting rid of this 'youth', not literally, but at least to stop him coming out here all the time, and just to add insult to injury, the little to55er drives a shi77y Nova!!
If people don't want to advise on here, mail me! I'll willing ly listen to all suggestions!!
Ta
Ron.
ps, I'm not being an old fart, he really is a nuisance, to ALL residents!!
08 June 2003, 10:32 PM
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Next time he moon's at someone shoot him in the **** with a cross bow ! 
Or, when he is driving out of your village one night, make him pull over and beat the **** out of him !
EASY !
Or, when he is driving out of your village one night, make him pull over and beat the **** out of him !
EASY !
08 June 2003, 10:37 PM
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as per the tv prog the other night - how about several / many people videoing him "at work" and then presenting the evidence to the police - more chance of being taken notice of if there's a few of you with info rather than one person being classed as a nosey so & so...
might work or you could always run it past the police first as it's getting the courts to accept video footage as evidence IMHO from what was said on tv
do you have a neighbourhood watch / resident's association etc?
might work or you could always run it past the police first as it's getting the courts to accept video footage as evidence IMHO from what was said on tv
do you have a neighbourhood watch / resident's association etc?
08 June 2003, 10:49 PM
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It's got to the point mnow where we have set-up a village patrol, where two 'males' go for a walk at random times of the night, just to collect info, however, if I ever catch the little ******, I'll give him a kickin, obviously, no-one would see me do it!
08 June 2003, 11:02 PM
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Next time he moon's at someone shoot him in the **** with a cross bow !
An unorthodox but affective means of treatment.If needs be I have a nice "Barnett Veloci-Speed"carbon crossbow for use if needs be.If that is a bit over the top,I have a nice target longbow as well.Also a various choice of bolts and Arrows,ranging from Blunt to dam rite scary.
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08 June 2003, 11:55 PM
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why dont you dig a big hole in the ground, then cover it wil leaves and branches. Then all you have to do it wait for him to walk down the street. When he gets to the hole in the ground. You shoot him!
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09 June 2003, 12:40 AM
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Astraboy - That doesn't work - I tried it and there are two postmen, and Ice cream man an several assorted dogs down there now.
Sabotage his car - Potato up the exhaust type thing. If that fails to embarrass him sufficiently, find out where he lives, visit in the middle of the night and replace his sump plug with a candle
Sabotage his car - Potato up the exhaust type thing. If that fails to embarrass him sufficiently, find out where he lives, visit in the middle of the night and replace his sump plug with a candle
09 June 2003, 12:50 AM
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I was considering just loosening the sump plug, trouble is, that'll only stop him til his bloomin mother buys the git another car!!! he's not workin, and I'm sure he's either dealin, or his mum's just subbing him.
I like the candle idea!! wouldn't put it in the sump hole though!!
I like the candle idea!! wouldn't put it in the sump hole though!!
09 June 2003, 08:23 AM
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Ron, have the "fuzz" been informed... if they had info he may be dealing, they'll take more notice than just if he's playing his stereo loud.
The street cam maybe a good idea, if you can set one up where he parks up or sits about.
Do both. Where does he live now, 40 mile round trip ?
Probably weymouth, loads of scallies there.
The street cam maybe a good idea, if you can set one up where he parks up or sits about.
Do both. Where does he live now, 40 mile round trip ?
Probably weymouth, loads of scallies there.
09 June 2003, 08:58 AM
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Ron - Don't light the candle - when the oil heats up the candle gets softer and falls out - this should leave him halfway between home and your place with a blown engine - Even better if he makes it to your place before the engine blows up - severe loss of street cred
09 June 2003, 11:18 AM
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How about letting him taste his own medicine? - The little scumbag probably sleeps through the morning until about 2pm - have a day off and sit outside his house with your car stereo pumping out dangerous levels of music. Or plant some firecrackers in his garden - that should scare the **** out of him when hes asleep.
Only thing is, dont let him know who you are or you will probably get your property damaged.
Good luck mate. I say bring back Culling. These people dont deserve to be treated with respect.
P.S - check for tax on his Nova - if it hasnt got tax, you can report it and it will be towed away!
Only thing is, dont let him know who you are or you will probably get your property damaged.
Good luck mate. I say bring back Culling. These people dont deserve to be treated with respect.
P.S - check for tax on his Nova - if it hasnt got tax, you can report it and it will be towed away!
09 June 2003, 06:41 PM
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Not weymouth, he's moved the other way, top end of poole, 'scum city'!!!
The police do know what he's up to, they just need proof, and then they can act.
I think he might get seen too before then though!
Ron.
The police do know what he's up to, they just need proof, and then they can act.
I think he might get seen too before then though!
Ron.
09 June 2003, 07:04 PM
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Certainly video the little git, and give it to the police, but also, give a copy to his employer. OK, so I doubt he's got a job, but worth doing if he has.
What else. Well, the poster with sex-offender would be good, however, that is slander/libel (can never remember which is written and which is spoken) and thus he could sue you and no doubt the little git would, and he'd win too.
If he's doing a 40 mile trip, then follow him home, and a suitable distance from your vilage, have a little road block, and some chaps can have a little chat with him, nothing heavy, just slash his tires, and threaten that if he comes back he'll be slashed next time.
I personally also favor a bit of kidnapping, and a threat with a black and decker to the kneecaps, then dumping the scum in a field in the middle of nowhere. Seems to work quite nicely.
What else. Well, the poster with sex-offender would be good, however, that is slander/libel (can never remember which is written and which is spoken) and thus he could sue you and no doubt the little git would, and he'd win too.
If he's doing a 40 mile trip, then follow him home, and a suitable distance from your vilage, have a little road block, and some chaps can have a little chat with him, nothing heavy, just slash his tires, and threaten that if he comes back he'll be slashed next time.
I personally also favor a bit of kidnapping, and a threat with a black and decker to the kneecaps, then dumping the scum in a field in the middle of nowhere. Seems to work quite nicely.
10 June 2003, 12:13 AM
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Don't make any direct contact with him yourself...
Up 'ere in north lad, we have "friends of friends" who can be payed a small fee. In return, they'll have a "persuasive word"
Sadly for kids like this, its all they understand.
-DV
Up 'ere in north lad, we have "friends of friends" who can be payed a small fee. In return, they'll have a "persuasive word"
Sadly for kids like this, its all they understand.
-DV
10 June 2003, 09:24 AM
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top end of poole, 'scum city'!!!
anyway next time he comes down to your village get the stinger out, take his tyres out then pelt the cars with eggs and brake fluid!
Sh't him right up
Cheers
Dan