Notices
Non Scooby Related Anything Non-Scooby related

Would you go out with a stripper?

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 11 May 2003, 05:47 PM
  #1  
JamieMacdonald
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
 
JamieMacdonald's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Bish,Bash,Bosham!
Posts: 2,204
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Talking

Or lap-dancer?

I know what I think, what do you reckon?

I know it depends on a lot of things, but hypothetically...
Old 11 May 2003, 05:51 PM
  #2  
what would scooby do
Scooby Senior
 
what would scooby do's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: 52 Festive Road
Posts: 28,311
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

nah - can't stand the smell of coconut oil
Old 11 May 2003, 05:55 PM
  #3  
cryptwalk
Scooby Regular
 
cryptwalk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Manchestoh!
Posts: 11,429
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

My X used to do lap dancing, she used to earn upto £250 a night. Not bad for 3 hours work.

Turned out to be a right beatch though!
Old 11 May 2003, 05:58 PM
  #4  
fatherpierre
Scooby Regular
 
fatherpierre's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Surrey/London borders.
Posts: 8,300
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

Yeah as long as she was only a stripper/lap dancer and not an on-stage *****!
Old 11 May 2003, 08:02 PM
  #5  
eddie h
Scooby Regular
 
eddie h's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Rotherham
Posts: 403
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

Oooohh, I'll go get the kleenex. this is gunna get dirrrty.
Old 11 May 2003, 08:10 PM
  #6  
Hmmm
Scooby Regular
 
Hmmm's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 48
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Smile

My current girlfriend wants to be a pole dancer, but I reckon she's too old, (she's 30). Wouldn't mind it though.
Old 11 May 2003, 09:14 PM
  #7  
TIFF-C20WTH
Scooby Regular
 
TIFF-C20WTH's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 408
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

"Would you go out with a stripper?"

**** YES!!!!!!!!
Old 11 May 2003, 09:16 PM
  #8  
*Cino*
Scooby Regular
 
*Cino*'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: In the corner with a bottle of wine
Posts: 23,853
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

What can a stripper do that any other girl/gf can't?
Old 11 May 2003, 09:18 PM
  #9  
fatherpierre
Scooby Regular
 
fatherpierre's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Surrey/London borders.
Posts: 8,300
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

Earn cash for getting her **** out? An ugly/fat gf won't earn much for whopping her jugs out
Old 11 May 2003, 09:19 PM
  #10  
*Cino*
Scooby Regular
 
*Cino*'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: In the corner with a bottle of wine
Posts: 23,853
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

I'm sure she can earn money in other ways

Old 11 May 2003, 09:20 PM
  #11  
Apparition
Scooby Regular
 
Apparition's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Between the Fens and the Wolds.
Posts: 3,027
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

Boys, boys, calm down , calm down .....
Old 11 May 2003, 09:21 PM
  #12  
TIFF-C20WTH
Scooby Regular
 
TIFF-C20WTH's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 408
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

But i bet she cant hang upside down on a pole with her legs facing east and west,then slide down the ******
Old 11 May 2003, 09:41 PM
  #13  
super_si
Scooby Regular
 
super_si's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Lurkin Somewhere
Posts: 7,951
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

i wouldnt tbh, theres standards, and theres standards

Imagine the dinner with parents scenario lol
Old 11 May 2003, 11:30 PM
  #14  
ScoobyWon't
Scooby Regular
 
ScoobyWon't's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Pot Belly HQ
Posts: 16,694
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Arrow

Been there, done that, got that t-shirt.

Have lived with Page 3 models too.

I recommend avoiding all of them.

Old 12 May 2003, 07:57 AM
  #15  
JamieMacdonald
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
 
JamieMacdonald's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Bish,Bash,Bosham!
Posts: 2,204
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

Hmmmm, I wouldn't disrespect a girl for doing it, I just don't think I could handle other blokes seeing her nekked and all that.

It's bad enough when your lady goes out clubbing with the girlies - you can imagine sleezy blokes trying it on with her, this would be 10x worse.

And yeah, what would the parents think (but your mates would be impressed though!)?

£250 a night you say....

.....ANY SINGLE (female) STRIPPERS OUT THERE NEED A MAN?!!
Old 12 May 2003, 10:29 AM
  #16  
daiscooby
BANNED
 
daiscooby's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Newport, Wales, Wales, Wales
Posts: 17,939
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

If she was just a stripper or dancer, hell yes no issue. Well chances are she is not going to be a muler is she.
But if she is earning more on the side for ahem extras, then no way.
The girl I was seeing in Belfast was an ex topless model, but thats where it ended. Mind you she did a lot more knitwear and catalogue stuff than t1ts out stuff.
Old 12 May 2003, 12:04 PM
  #17  
MattW
Scooby Regular
 
MattW's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 8,021
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Wink

It's bad enough when your lady goes out clubbing with the girlies - you can imagine sleezy blokes trying it on with her
ROFLMAO - and you've never tried to pick up a girl in a club?

Nothing wrong with a 10 to 2, as long as you get her home b4 first light
Old 12 May 2003, 01:22 PM
  #18  
C h a z
Scooby Regular
 
C h a z's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 1,534
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

Allways keep a bootle of vodka at the side of the bed incase I wake up next to a 10 to 2er. You can allways get yer self totally smashed in the morning then and she suddenly looks like she did the night before
Old 12 May 2003, 01:44 PM
  #19  
Jay m A
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (2)
 
Jay m A's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Class record holder at Pembrey Llandow Goodwood MIRA Hethel Blyton Curborough Lydden and Snetterton
Posts: 8,626
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Thumbs up

DO IT !!

Theres a good chance the relationship won't last so just get in there and enjoy yourself. As long as she doesn't have sex for money this question is a no brainer IMO
Old 12 May 2003, 02:05 PM
  #20  
Makalu
Scooby Regular
 
Makalu's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 701
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Thumbs up

Would I? Jeeze you bet yo *** I would...

Just give her a good sorting and then dump her before she asks to meet the parents...

Lets face it, when you see them at 'work', every bloke wonders if they are any good in the sack!

Mak.
Old 12 May 2003, 02:09 PM
  #21  
Mr Gee
Scooby Regular
 
Mr Gee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 606
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Thumbs up

Hell Yeh !!
Old 12 May 2003, 03:18 PM
  #22  
CarpetCleaner
Scooby Regular
 
CarpetCleaner's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,375
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

at least your guarentted she'll be up for most anything
Old 12 May 2003, 03:48 PM
  #23  
DavidBrown
Scooby Regular
 
DavidBrown's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 1998
Posts: 1,785
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

at least your guarentted she'll be up for most anything
You'd think, wouldn't you ? I went out with a girl from Spearmint Rhino (London) for a while, who flipped whenever anyone mentioned her body/looks etc. because "is that all anyone ever thinks about ? " and she was "more than blonde hair and big *****".. unsurprisingly, she wasn't more than that. Still, not bad in the sack all the same.

I had no problems with going out with a lap dancer. My Dad's response was "Wahey, you lucky devil, good on you.. just don't tell yer Mum".

Edited to agree with pretty much all Yoza (below) says.

[Edited by DavidBrown - 5/12/2003 3:52:50 PM]
Old 12 May 2003, 03:49 PM
  #24  
yoza
BANNED
 
yoza's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: LIVERPOOL THE CENTRE OF EXCELLENCE
Posts: 8,511
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

Remember,they work most nights 9.00pm-2.30am,mainly Thursday,Friday and Saturday nights.........

They may have to travel an hour or so to the venue,if they dont have a regular spot.

They come home tired,because believe it or not its a tireing job.

If you decide to wait up till 3.30am sex and or a private dance is rarely on the menu.....and on the days they dont work they shop,and shop,and do more shopping,never for food I might add.And when they are not shopping they are in the gym or on the sunbed or getting their hair done,nails,facial,waxing etc etc etc.

The only time you get to see them is when they are asleep,and they do lots of that aswell,at times that dont correspond to you.

Going out with a lappie is not all its cracked up to be.

And the answer to the original question is "no,never again"!

Well maybe ...just for a week

Later Yoza
Old 12 May 2003, 03:53 PM
  #25  
DJ Dunk
Moderator
Support Scoobynet!
iTrader: (5)
 
DJ Dunk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Not all those who wander are lost
Posts: 17,863
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Unhappy

Two pages about strippers and not a single piccy. I'm disappointed
Old 12 May 2003, 03:57 PM
  #26  
Badger Stuffer
Scooby Regular
 
Badger Stuffer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 3,824
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post







Old 12 May 2003, 05:22 PM
  #27  
Mark Miwurdz
Scooby Regular
 
Mark Miwurdz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: nix fur bremser...
Posts: 1,757
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Talking

Abso-bloody-lutely!!
Old 12 May 2003, 05:42 PM
  #28  
JamieMacdonald
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
 
JamieMacdonald's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Bish,Bash,Bosham!
Posts: 2,204
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Talking

Ok, maybe I should have called this 'Would you **** a stripper?'!
Old 12 May 2003, 05:49 PM
  #29  
cryptwalk
Scooby Regular
 
cryptwalk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Manchestoh!
Posts: 11,429
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Talking

i wouldnt tbh, theres standards, and theres standards

Imagine the dinner with parents scenario lol
Just because a lady works as a "exotic dancer" doesnt mean shes a "exotic dancer" all the time, neither does it mean they dress like slappers and talk slow. Some are quite intelligent.

My X was well spoken and always made the effort to dress smart. You wouldnt of thought she "danced" for a job.
Old 12 May 2003, 06:23 PM
  #30  
The Zohan
Scooby Regular
 
The Zohan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Disco, Disco!
Posts: 21,825
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Smile

Quote
"Would you go out with a stripper?"

**** YES!!!!!!!!


PMSL!

Oh and yes as long as it is a female, not a chap or a ladyboy!


Quick Reply: Would you go out with a stripper?



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 08:21 PM.