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JamieMacdonald 11 May 2003 05:47 PM

Or lap-dancer?

I know what I think, what do you reckon?

I know it depends on a lot of things, but hypothetically... ;)

what would scooby do 11 May 2003 05:51 PM

nah - can't stand the smell of coconut oil :(

cryptwalk 11 May 2003 05:55 PM

My X used to do lap dancing, she used to earn upto £250 a night. Not bad for 3 hours work. ;)

Turned out to be a right beatch though! :rolleyes:

fatherpierre 11 May 2003 05:58 PM

Yeah as long as she was only a stripper/lap dancer and not an on-stage whore!

eddie h 11 May 2003 08:02 PM

Oooohh, I'll go get the kleenex. this is gunna get dirrrty.

Hmmm 11 May 2003 08:10 PM

My current girlfriend wants to be a pole dancer, but I reckon she's too old, (she's 30). Wouldn't mind it though.

TIFF-C20WTH 11 May 2003 09:14 PM

"Would you go out with a stripper?"

FOOK YES!!!!!!!!

*Cino* 11 May 2003 09:16 PM

What can a stripper do that any other girl/gf can't? :p

fatherpierre 11 May 2003 09:18 PM

Earn cash for getting her tits out? An ugly/fat gf won't earn much for whopping her jugs out:D

*Cino* 11 May 2003 09:19 PM

I'm sure she can earn money in other ways :)


Apparition 11 May 2003 09:20 PM

Boys, boys, calm down , calm down .....

TIFF-C20WTH 11 May 2003 09:21 PM

But i bet she cant hang upside down on a pole with her legs facing east and west,then slide down the fooker;)

super_si 11 May 2003 09:41 PM

i wouldnt tbh, theres standards, and theres standards

Imagine the dinner with parents scenario lol

ScoobyWon't 11 May 2003 11:30 PM

Been there, done that, got that t-shirt.

Have lived with Page 3 models too.

I recommend avoiding all of them. :)


JamieMacdonald 12 May 2003 07:57 AM

Hmmmm, I wouldn't disrespect a girl for doing it, I just don't think I could handle other blokes seeing her nekked and all that.

It's bad enough when your lady goes out clubbing with the girlies - you can imagine sleezy blokes trying it on with her, this would be 10x worse.

And yeah, what would the parents think (but your mates would be impressed though!)?

£250 a night you say....

.....ANY SINGLE (female) STRIPPERS OUT THERE NEED A MAN?!! ;):D

daiscooby 12 May 2003 10:29 AM

If she was just a stripper or dancer, hell yes no issue. Well chances are she is not going to be a muler is she.
But if she is earning more on the side for ahem extras, then no way.
The girl I was seeing in Belfast was an ex topless model, but thats where it ended. Mind you she did a lot more knitwear and catalogue stuff than t1ts out stuff.

MattW 12 May 2003 12:04 PM


It's bad enough when your lady goes out clubbing with the girlies - you can imagine sleezy blokes trying it on with her
ROFLMAO - and you've never tried to pick up a girl in a club? :D

Nothing wrong with a 10 to 2, as long as you get her home b4 first light;)

C h a z 12 May 2003 01:22 PM

Allways keep a bootle of vodka at the side of the bed incase I wake up next to a 10 to 2er. You can allways get yer self totally smashed in the morning then and she suddenly looks like she did the night before:D

Jay m A 12 May 2003 01:44 PM

DO IT !! :D

Theres a good chance the relationship won't last so just get in there and enjoy yourself. As long as she doesn't have sex for money this question is a no brainer IMO :D

Makalu 12 May 2003 02:05 PM

Would I? Jeeze you bet yo ass I would...

Just give her a good sorting and then dump her before she asks to meet the parents...

Lets face it, when you see them at 'work', every bloke wonders if they are any good in the sack!

Mak.

Mr Gee 12 May 2003 02:09 PM

Hell Yeh !!

CarpetCleaner 12 May 2003 03:18 PM

at least your guarentted she'll be up for most anything

DavidBrown 12 May 2003 03:48 PM


at least your guarentted she'll be up for most anything
You'd think, wouldn't you ? I went out with a girl from Spearmint Rhino (London) for a while, who flipped whenever anyone mentioned her body/looks etc. because "is that all anyone ever thinks about ? " and she was "more than blonde hair and big boobs".. unsurprisingly, she wasn't more than that. Still, not bad in the sack all the same.

I had no problems with going out with a lap dancer. My Dad's response was "Wahey, you lucky devil, good on you.. just don't tell yer Mum".

Edited to agree with pretty much all Yoza (below) says.

[Edited by DavidBrown - 5/12/2003 3:52:50 PM]

yoza 12 May 2003 03:49 PM

Remember,they work most nights 9.00pm-2.30am,mainly Thursday,Friday and Saturday nights.........

They may have to travel an hour or so to the venue,if they dont have a regular spot.

They come home tired,because believe it or not its a tireing job.

If you decide to wait up till 3.30am sex and or a private dance is rarely on the menu.....and on the days they dont work they shop,and shop,and do more shopping,never for food I might add.And when they are not shopping they are in the gym or on the sunbed or getting their hair done,nails,facial,waxing etc etc etc.

The only time you get to see them is when they are asleep,and they do lots of that aswell,at times that dont correspond to you.

Going out with a lappie is not all its cracked up to be.

And the answer to the original question is "no,never again"!

Well maybe ...just for a week:)

Later Yoza

DJ Dunk 12 May 2003 03:53 PM

Two pages about strippers and not a single piccy. I'm disappointed :o :D

Badger Stuffer 12 May 2003 03:57 PM

http://www.funnyclicks.com/comicgal3/stripper.jpg

:D

http://www.privatedancergame.com/images/sofia_1.jpg

:eek:

Mark Miwurdz 12 May 2003 05:22 PM

Abso-bloody-lutely!!

JamieMacdonald 12 May 2003 05:42 PM

Ok, maybe I should have called this 'Would you **** a stripper?'! :D:D

cryptwalk 12 May 2003 05:49 PM


i wouldnt tbh, theres standards, and theres standards

Imagine the dinner with parents scenario lol
Just because a lady works as a "exotic dancer" ;) doesnt mean shes a "exotic dancer" all the time, neither does it mean they dress like slappers and talk slow. Some are quite intelligent. :)

My X was well spoken and always made the effort to dress smart. You wouldnt of thought she "danced" for a job. :)

The Zohan 12 May 2003 06:23 PM

Quote
"Would you go out with a stripper?"

FOOK YES!!!!!!!!


PMSL!

Oh and yes as long as it is a female, not a chap or a ladyboy!


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