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Old 30 April 2003, 10:22 AM
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shame we can only have one wife in this country....anyone else agree?
Old 30 April 2003, 10:24 AM
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with the amount of "twinge-ons" i get on the train, means 1 wife is not sufficient!!!

IMHO of course!!!
Old 30 April 2003, 10:26 AM
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CC - you can have as many as you like. The only rule is that each one must *believe* that there are no others.

Old 30 April 2003, 10:30 AM
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the thing is when one's got a cob on you've got others to choose from
Old 30 April 2003, 10:31 AM
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that's why massage parlours were invented...
Old 30 April 2003, 11:06 AM
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But how will having more than 1 wife help you if you get a boner on a train? unless she is with you of course, but saying that if she was with you you wouldn't need another one? what you really want is for it to be like it was in cavemen times where you see one bash it on the head do the biz and leave, similar to the animal kingdom now. Or am I getting the wrong end of the stick about this thread
Old 30 April 2003, 11:10 AM
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You're only aloud one wife 'coz else you'd spend forever trying to get in the bathroom each morning
Old 30 April 2003, 11:12 AM
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Don't bother finding a wife.........

Just find someone that you hate and give them your house....

Old 30 April 2003, 11:13 AM
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Its for our own protection
Old 30 April 2003, 11:17 AM
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Because it's fiscally impossible to afford two ?


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Old 30 April 2003, 11:23 AM
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ROFLMFAO @ Badger
Old 30 April 2003, 12:07 PM
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I think it's a matter of religious background.

Anyway, CC, it isnt YOU not allowed only one wife, it's people getting married in the UK and lots of other western countries.

I was on holiday in Senegal a few years ago, and men there are allowed up to 4 wives. I think you only have to go to a church and tell them you want to be a muslim, perhaps give them a few quid and you are ready to marry 4 women. All you have to do is be able to support them, which by Senegalese standards means you could if you have a few thousand quid and a job

After that, you just take a flight back and you have 4 wives LOL
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having a number of wives at the same time is a terrible idea - pity they can't be like cars... once you get a bit bored you trade in the first one for a fresher model. Before the trade in you take back all the toys you bought (induction kit, alloys, diamond rings, fur coats etc) to put on the new model
Old 01 May 2003, 09:31 AM
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lol @ FB
Old 01 May 2003, 09:47 AM
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One is bad enough
Old 01 May 2003, 01:44 PM
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Imagine the divorce.......

1st wife.."I want half"

2nd wife.."I want half"

3rd wife.."I want half"

and they all lie they don't want half at all.




Old 01 May 2003, 01:54 PM
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My girlfriends Ghanian boss is allowed upto 10 wives, as long as he can financially support them all.
He must be one tired man. All the sex you could ever want.
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