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Old 29 April 2003, 02:47 PM
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argrhrgh closed as i was posting.

all i have to say is - "OMG - while driving"? why??? no, don't answer that.

mod's, in the interest of errrm "research" if we get it clean can this thread avoid the vape treatment?
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Old 29 April 2003, 02:48 PM
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LOL !
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Old 29 April 2003, 02:48 PM
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I was in the middle of replying to CarpetCleaner's question too!!
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Old 29 April 2003, 02:49 PM
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same here LMFAO !!!
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Old 29 April 2003, 02:52 PM
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to answer CC's "up & over" concerns , it would never happen. It would have to be leaving the spam cannon at some serious speed to make it 6ft vertically into the air, not to mention the slim chances of said cannon being held steady at the time.

There are also ballistic considerations to take into account such as windage and trajectory.
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Old 29 April 2003, 02:53 PM
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you could shoot a passer by on the foot though depending on the lower gapage of aforementioned cubiod arena...

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Absolutely, I would be lucky to get chinnage let alone cubicle seperator height ... jeez
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'Spam cannon' LOL
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Old 29 April 2003, 02:57 PM
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spam cannon.........quality
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Old 29 April 2003, 03:01 PM
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you could shoot a passer by on the foot though depending on the lower gapage of aforementioned cubiod arena...
agree, however this would depend on the angle of the dangle at the crucial moment - more feasable than up & over though - could be termed as shrapnel wounds

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Old 29 April 2003, 03:03 PM
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to be honest I couldn't imagine my crab ladder being at that angle ...

[Edited by Jason Crozier - 4/29/2003 3:05:20 PM]
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angle of the dangle
Or the projection of the erection....
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yeah, but you could be aiming for the porcelain, then get a magazine slip on the vinegar stroke, forcing horizontal leteral movement of say 45 degrees, coupled with the downward angle for the porcelain shot, could, depending on how far back you are have a serious effect on the neighbours ankle warming strides.

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Old 29 April 2003, 03:12 PM
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also, i guess most men will be standing on the bog seat (for fear of being incriminated by direction of the shoes), in a "turning japanese" crouched position, so depending on the back pressure, could actually "make" the up and over shot!!!!

food for thought!!!

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Old 29 April 2003, 03:14 PM
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best make sure I am wearing glasses next time I pay a visit then
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personally I used to sit on the seat with an art pamphlet ...
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Old 29 April 2003, 03:23 PM
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I trust no one has attended to business at the urinals then....I'd have to draw the line at that
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um ... well ...
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I'll be honest I haven't ... but I stood next to a guy at Liverpool St. station who was quite happily tugging on his bacon bazooka .. I was not impressed ...
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I've only ever come across this once in a pub and had to walk back out again

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You sure it wasnt a case of 'any more than 3 shakes and its a w**k'
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Old 29 April 2003, 03:28 PM
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I know what you mean ... he was looking at me and ferverently working his Cavalier ... it was no shake ...
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Old 29 April 2003, 03:30 PM
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a good mate of mine is a plumber....he will not do work for the council anymore in particular if it concerns public lavs due to some unpleasent experiences in the past
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Old 29 April 2003, 03:33 PM
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I've only ever come across this once in a pub and had to walk back out again
choice words mate.....

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PS:

this thread is great!!

so do women fiddle at work then?? no one has commented on that!!!

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its a good thread as it's real world thing and language is fun but not dirty
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Old 29 April 2003, 03:37 PM
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not sure women admit to such things but it must go on
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Old 29 April 2003, 03:43 PM
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CC-

wasn't it you that found your missus's mucky books?


Theres your answer.
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Old 29 April 2003, 03:45 PM
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yeah mj but it's one thing in their bedroom another at work
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well,

If she gets an itchy love button at home - she must get one at work.
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