As title,....ie"crossed Himalayas barefoot" etc

 

I walked 12 miles to the all night garage and 12 miles back once when i was pished and realised that I wouldn't have one for the morning.

btw - 24 miles pished is about the same as 400 miles sober


Also - bought one of a guy for 20 quid. Feker tok the 20 quid an all

 

Years ago, when I was really hard up, a mate and I were walking north out of Derby after a big night out up the A6. Not a penny between and completely out of snout, a car drove by and the driver flicked his dog-end out of the window. You would not believe the ensuing melee. 2 supposedly good mates kicking seven bells of **** out of one another and rolling around in the gutter trying to get the last drag out of someone else's remnants.

Shocking.

Cheers
Kav

 

you havin a feckin laff FB?


I get them sent from Portugal now,2 cartons at a time so never run out!

Anyone want the link and save a few quid?

 

BEW - the link would be nice!!

 

Anybody wants the site just mail me.

£3 per packet delivered.

ps it'll be tomorrow evening before you get a reply as I'm not online during the day.

 

Similar to fast bloke - v. pished walked about 5 miles in the pouring rain to what I mistakenly thought was a 24hr garage only to find it shut Bedded down for the night in one of the cars on their forecourt and was waiting by the door at 6am.

Bought some **** and had another long walk home.

 

Made roll-ups out of dog-ends found on the street (We actually went looking!)
Is that nasty enough for you!

Skint student days. How I miss them
Joolz

 

I think my Dad has done a pretty good trick.

30 years ago at 3am, he was cursing the roadworks in sutton coldfield and desperate for a ciggy. Not knowing the area, he was looking for a *** machine (they had 'em outside in those days) so was doing 5mph in rather a dodgy area of town...

On come the blues and twos behind him

"Can we help you sir?"
"Er, yes, I'm trying to find a cigarette machine sir"
"Oh, of course you are sir. Needing a ***, sir?"
"Yes, dying for one. My wife's in hospital giving birth to our firstborn, and I'm absolutely gasping for one!"
Sudden change of manner...
"Right, in that case... Follow us".

Blues and twos escort to local *** machine, plus escort back to Good Hope hospital.

I turned up 6 hours later

Cheers,
Nick.

 

- squirms with embarrassment at the thought of forgotten times.....

....poor, but honest, guv.

 

tried to roll one with used kebab tissues yesterday...

 

LOL @ XT, at uni we tried to roll a *** using dog ends, and kitchen roll as the Rizla.

Nearly set us all on fire when we lit it

 

Fern leaves dried out on vehicle exhaust pipe and then rolled in scratch and slide bog roll.
On exercise in Germany in the middle of the forest, 12 hrs to go before the replen (ishment) excercise.
Quite a sight really, 8 Tank soldiers rummaging around the under growth, running back to the tank, holding the ferns over the exhaust for a few minutes and then crunching them up to sprinkle into bog roll
now THEMS were th days

Mikey

 

Dream Weaver there's not a more frustrating thing than having tobacco and not having RIZLAs......


Like a Murcielago without petrol........


I have to admit that the ciggie smelled gooooood(shish kebab with chilly sauce)

 

PS. not any kind of RIZLAs will do. We accept only blue ones

 

I remember a girl in the 5 (final) year of secondary school do something very interesting with a sink plunger for a pack of ****
You could say it was love at first sight

 

PMSL

 

Friends reunited?