Types of Annoying People
25 February 2003, 01:37 PM
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People who point at their wrist while asking for the
time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
People who are willing to get off their **** to search
the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk
to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and
eat it too".Too F**king right I do! What good is a cake if you
can't eat it?
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
course it is.Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found
it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say while watching a film "did you see
that?". No tosser,I paid 6 Quid to come to the cinema and stare
at the f**king floor.
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...... Didn't
really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If
it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is
the longest damn thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you
do that's longer?
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has
the bus come yet?".If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*bhead?
People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used
to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears?, Wellington boots?
When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that
nice?' No it's really revolting, I always eat stuff I hate!
People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks!
that's an image I really didn't need.
McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you
unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....
It's has to be a 'Mcchicken Burger', just a 'Chicken Burger' gets a blank
look...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes
you Mcf*ckin McTos*er!
time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
People who are willing to get off their **** to search
the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk
to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and
eat it too".Too F**king right I do! What good is a cake if you
can't eat it?
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
course it is.Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found
it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say while watching a film "did you see
that?". No tosser,I paid 6 Quid to come to the cinema and stare
at the f**king floor.
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...... Didn't
really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If
it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is
the longest damn thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you
do that's longer?
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has
the bus come yet?".If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*bhead?
People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used
to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears?, Wellington boots?
When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that
nice?' No it's really revolting, I always eat stuff I hate!
People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks!
that's an image I really didn't need.
McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you
unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....
It's has to be a 'Mcchicken Burger', just a 'Chicken Burger' gets a blank
look...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes
you Mcf*ckin McTos*er!
25 February 2003, 01:48 PM
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Are you going somewhere nice on your holidays? No! I'm going to a hell-hole, I hear it's quite nice this time of year!
(Well, anyone who goes to Loret de Mar don't seem to realise it is the latter!
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(Well, anyone who goes to Loret de Mar don't seem to realise it is the latter!
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Before you leave can you answer this one (it's always confused me)
"That's cheap at half the price" - meaning something is cheap !
Well if it was cheap at the price you paid of course it's going to be cheap at half that price - WTF is that all about then
Before you leave can you answer this one (it's always confused me
)"That's cheap at half the price" - meaning something is cheap !
Well if it was cheap at the price you paid of course it's going to be cheap at half that price - WTF is that all about then
25 February 2003, 06:45 PM
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thy're noy meant to be taken seriously and most people know the score anyway...muppet. P.S i'm suing as my face hurts from laughing so much(you've infringed my human rights you dangerous b.........) (thanks,v.funny)Mcfcuking MCfunny
[Edited by matty01 - 2/25/2003 6:47:33 PM]
(thanks,v.funny)Mcfcuking MCfunny [Edited by matty01 - 2/25/2003 6:47:33 PM]
25 February 2003, 06:54 PM
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I dare you to try this...next time you order a Mc meal give the list of items individually all with a Mc prefix, a Mc coke,a Mcfries,a Mc straw etc etc ,do it in good humour and i bet the person serving will laugh.(it's sooo funny when they see it the same way,and you both have big grins ahhh what a laugh)
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