* "Fergie's training to be a stand-up comedian. He had Becks in stitches on Saturday."
* "At least now there's more than one Boot Face in the Beckham family."
* "Ryan Giggs also kicked a boot towards Beckham. Doctors were called to put stitches in the dressing room ceiling."
* "Just think, if that had gone two inches higher it might have caused serious damage to his haircut."

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any more beckham jokes????