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17 February 2003, 08:15 PM
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The first speaker, a lady from Wales, stood and said, "During last Year's
conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands.
Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Trevor, that I
would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After
the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on the
third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb.
(The crowd cheered).
The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said, "After last year's
conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do
his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. The first day, I saw
nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw
that he had done not only his own washing, but mine as well."
(The crowd again cheered).
The third speaker, from Newcastle, stood up and said, "Afta last yee-ah's
confyrence, aah went herm and telt that lazy basstad of mine, Geordie, that
I was nee longa pickin up his beer cans, cookin his bait and washin his
kecks and that he was gonna haff ta de them hisell."
(The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long
minutes).
She continued......................................
"Afta the forst day, I nevah saw nowt.
Afta the second day I nevah saw nowt, but afta the thord day, I could see a
little bit out of me left eye."
The first speaker, a lady from Wales, stood and said, "During last Year's
conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands.
Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Trevor, that I
would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After
the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on the
third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb.
(The crowd cheered).
The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said, "After last year's
conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do
his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. The first day, I saw
nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw
that he had done not only his own washing, but mine as well."
(The crowd again cheered).
The third speaker, from Newcastle, stood up and said, "Afta last yee-ah's
confyrence, aah went herm and telt that lazy basstad of mine, Geordie, that
I was nee longa pickin up his beer cans, cookin his bait and washin his
kecks and that he was gonna haff ta de them hisell."
(The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long
minutes).
She continued......................................
"Afta the forst day, I nevah saw nowt.
Afta the second day I nevah saw nowt, but afta the thord day, I could see a
little bit out of me left eye."
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18 February 2003, 12:12 PM
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OK not know for missing a golden opportunity like this
What do you say to ya woman with two black eyes?
Now't bonny lad, you've told her twice already!
BTW - This is a joke and do not try this at home.
[Edited by Paul Habgood - 2/18/2003 12:14:04 PM]
What do you say to ya woman with two black eyes?
Now't bonny lad, you've told her twice already!
BTW - This is a joke and do not try this at home.
[Edited by Paul Habgood - 2/18/2003 12:14:04 PM]
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