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Old 04 February 2003, 05:42 PM
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Btw that was sick. This is more appropriate:

What is the difference between a BNP man and a large pizza.
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Old 04 February 2003, 06:05 PM
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Don't bite Pops. Deep breath now.
Old 04 February 2003, 06:11 PM
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Old 04 February 2003, 06:11 PM
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Never stopped ye before Poopie
Old 04 February 2003, 06:13 PM
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There are three guys sitting at a bar: a Labour voter, a Tory voter, and a BNP voter. Jesus Christ walks into the bar and over to them. He touches the Tory guy and says, "broken leg, you're healed." Then Christ walks to the Labourite touches him and says, "sprained ankle, you're healed." Both men are now healed and then Christ walks over to the BNP guy and goes to touch him, and he pulls away quickly and shouts, "don't touch me I am on disability!"
Old 04 February 2003, 06:14 PM
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LOL
Old 04 February 2003, 06:16 PM
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Hey, I have a sense of Deja vu here
Old 04 February 2003, 06:30 PM
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Thats not dejavu, deja vu would mean that I posted this joke too:

Q: What was so good about the National Front march?
A: Only 3 people had to miss work.
Old 04 February 2003, 07:12 PM
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LOL
Old 04 February 2003, 09:38 PM
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I wanted to join the BNP, but my IQ was larger than my shoe size
Old 04 February 2003, 09:55 PM
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q: When do BNP members have IQs of more than a 100?
a: When all the collective IQs a 100 of those in a BNP rally are added..
Old 05 February 2003, 12:48 PM
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Bump for the morning crew..
Old 05 February 2003, 12:58 PM
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They aint bitin Katana, tis me they find tastee atm

Old 05 February 2003, 01:09 PM
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Old 05 February 2003, 02:23 PM
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I smell Lefty's!!!
Old 05 February 2003, 02:50 PM
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Lefty's what, his feet, his breath?
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