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31 January 2003, 03:23 PM
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Personal Life Software...
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> A friend is having trouble with his life system. Last year he upgraded to
> Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he'd used for years without
> trouble.
> However, apparently there are conflicts between these two systems,the only
> solution was to try and run Girlfriend with the sound turned off But to
> make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
> applications, such as; Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.
> Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has
> many bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut
> down completely for several weeks. Eventually he tried installing
> Girlfriend 2.1 as well as Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two
> systems detected each other they caused severe damage to all his hardware.
> Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiance 1.0 only to discover to his
> dismay that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0.
> However, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources it does come
> bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2000. But imagine my friends
> disappointment though on discovering Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly
> to maintain, any mistakes he makes are automatically stored in Wife
> 1.0'sHard drive and can not be deleted - they then re-surface months
> later.
> Wife 1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail **** Filter.
> Wife 1.0 also automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WINGEzip and no option on
> the Help menu seems to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault
> himself.
> The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop browser
> Pro for new attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be
> reinstalled every week. It also refused some of the new Games and
> attachments he wanted to try, stating they are an illegal operation.
> When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to Lotus Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs
> the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called
> Mother-in-law, which can't be turned off.
> Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but there could be
> problems. If wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000, it will
> delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself
>
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>
> A friend is having trouble with his life system. Last year he upgraded to
> Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he'd used for years without
> trouble.
> However, apparently there are conflicts between these two systems,the only
> solution was to try and run Girlfriend with the sound turned off But to
> make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
> applications, such as; Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.
> Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has
> many bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut
> down completely for several weeks. Eventually he tried installing
> Girlfriend 2.1 as well as Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two
> systems detected each other they caused severe damage to all his hardware.
> Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiance 1.0 only to discover to his
> dismay that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0.
> However, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources it does come
> bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2000. But imagine my friends
> disappointment though on discovering Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly
> to maintain, any mistakes he makes are automatically stored in Wife
> 1.0'sHard drive and can not be deleted - they then re-surface months
> later.
> Wife 1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail **** Filter.
> Wife 1.0 also automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WINGEzip and no option on
> the Help menu seems to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault
> himself.
> The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop browser
> Pro for new attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be
> reinstalled every week. It also refused some of the new Games and
> attachments he wanted to try, stating they are an illegal operation.
> When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to Lotus Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs
> the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called
> Mother-in-law, which can't be turned off.
> Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but there could be
> problems. If wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000, it will
> delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself
>
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