WRX.

Hi all,
I am going to a fancy dress party on Monday night and haven't a clue what to go as. I haven't got time to go hire a costume so it will have to be a bit of a home made job. Any one got any ideas what I could go as?

All ideas gratefully accepted!!

Cheers

David_Dickson

Charlie Chaplin is relitively easy to do from the stuff lying at the back of the wardrobe.

Steve Fort

Just go in yer pants...............

When they ask what you've come as, just say "Premature Ejaculation", when they look at you confused, tell 'em you've just come in your pants!!!

WRX.

Heard that one before Steve.......somehow I don't think I will, then again.......

Thanks lads for replying anyhow.

Any more ideas out there??

Steve Fort

sorry, i did try.

Another one, if you quite ugly and really short, just go as E.T!

Danbo

Or Yoda.....

LG John

You could just dress up like astraboy on a normal night out......hey presto

[Edited by Saxo Boy - 12/29/2002 12:20:21 AM]

beanchimp

if you have dark hair then go naked, cept a pair of black boots

If anyone asks tell em your the 5 o clubs

Seriuosly tho, I go as a Stormtrooper as I have a full size trooper suit sat at home

Steve



[Edited by beanchimp - 12/29/2002 12:20:53 AM]

IWatkins

Go with a naked girl on your back.

When you are asked what you have come as you can say "A tortoise". When they go "Er, what ?", you point to the girl and say "That's Michelle"

Ray_li

If you are single go as a airline pilot or as a 1940's Mafia Gangster.

Then you'll have all the women all over you.
But if you are an ugly B@stard dont bother

Ray

RB5-Black

has to be Darth Vader

look look I'm your father

Craig.

Alas

Paint your ar4e white and go as a polo mint.
Or put on an orange robe(sheet or tablecloth) with a banana round your neck and go as that well known girl band BananaLama
Alasdair

dhorwich

http://www.partydomain.co.uk some good ideas..!

Dan

Dunk

iTrader: (1)

Pin a load of lacy knickers to a T shirt, eh voila "a chest of drawers"

D

Chelsie-Bun

The invisable man is easy, just a load of banbages,dark glasses and a straw to drink through.

chel xxx

GM

Rugby jersey with "14" on the back, combat trousers and a pair of horns - so you can go as a right wing military coo

LEE P

Hey got a class one for you!

Go as a mummy! you need **** loads of bandage, and an cucumber and a couple of oranges!

Bandage the oranges to the cucumber to make a decent size **** n *****. then mummy yourself up and fasten your new dick with a safety pin or the like! absolutely hilarious you are guranteed a laugh and you will get pestured by women all night!

a must!

mbc

stick a tea towel on ya head and go as bin laden

weapon69

Lmao

astraboy

Alex out of a clockwork orange.
astraboy.
P.S. Saxo, you're a funny guy.

LEE P

Go totally naked with a ribbon round your ****!

when asked tell them your the original fancy dressed ball!

TonyG

Or... fill your mouth with custard. When asked, press both cheeks in at once, spit all the custard out and say


'A spot'

There's always the old stand-by of a bedsheet-toga Emperor Nero.

stevem2k

Wrap yourself in cotton wool , with a bit of rope poking out the top.

When they ask, tell them you came as a tampon .....



Steve

AllanB

Wear a lycra catsuit and cover in clingfilm. Cover with white grease. On your head attatch a black motocycle tank guard with the majority of it sticking out behind your head.Wear some black fingerless gloves and get the biggest nail extension you can find.

Get a bog roll and cover in in black tape and into one end stock some extra chewing gums or a pait of false teeth. Insert the undecorated end into your mouth and your look just like one of the Aliens.


AllanB

astraboy

Allan, knock the drugs on the head mate, their messing you up
astraboy.