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Old 13 December 2002, 03:21 PM
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I have a 2-bed flat - fairly large but I'm not there that often. She has just asked for a pay-rise from £10 a week to £12 a week. She reckons it takes here 1.5 hours. Oh yeah, and I'm in North Hampshire
Old 13 December 2002, 03:25 PM
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Tell her that as a responsible employer, you don't want to impact the rate of inflation and therefore will only consider a cost-of-living increase in line with the current headline inflation rate. That would put her on about £10.40 a week.
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She's only been working for me for about 2 months the cheeky b1tch!
Old 13 December 2002, 03:34 PM
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How many hours or days is your cleaner there? Also is the work good? I really think it depends on how good her work is!

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Old 13 December 2002, 03:36 PM
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She's asking for a 2 quid rise.
If you can't afford that don't have a cleaner.
Old 13 December 2002, 03:36 PM
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train a monkey.. far cheaper..

seriously..think ours gets 7.50 quid for 1.5hrs a week.. in essex
Old 13 December 2002, 03:37 PM
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I'd say that was fair.
I can't believe it's worth her while for even £12 by the time she's travelled to your flat.
Old 13 December 2002, 03:38 PM
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£12 per hour is cheap, if she's good.

I assume there's no agency taking a cut out of that? If there was, it would probably be about £5 to £10 per hour more expensive.
Old 13 December 2002, 03:39 PM
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oi Rich, watch it!

Think of all the hazardous chemicals a cleaner has to work with, it's a dangerous job and should be paid well!!

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Old 13 December 2002, 03:40 PM
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Get married, much cheaper IMHO
Old 13 December 2002, 03:41 PM
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If you'd said "a hoover" merkin, i'd have agreed. However...

Old 13 December 2002, 03:43 PM
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Thats a 20% payrise


What does she think she is a fireman !!
Old 13 December 2002, 03:45 PM
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Maybe she is married to a fireman and since he won't be getting his rise, she thought she would try

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Old 13 December 2002, 03:49 PM
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How many hours or days is your cleaner there? Also is the work good?
She says 1.5hrs a week. She was through an agency but I sacked them and got her direct. Even gave her a pay-rise then.
Old 13 December 2002, 03:54 PM
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Get married, much cheaper IMHO
You sure

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Old 13 December 2002, 03:56 PM
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Give her £12. If you don't, just imagine what she could get up to when your not there.
Old 13 December 2002, 03:58 PM
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ok, clearly not, it was a particularly dim comment, but i'm too tired and hungover to think about it, so
Old 13 December 2002, 04:02 PM
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clean your own flat ya lazy sod lol
Old 13 December 2002, 04:04 PM
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If you just give it to her straight, she'll try it again in a few months time & before you know it she'll get paid more than you earn!

Suggest you both sit down and agree to a rise in line with modernisation of her services.
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Give her £12. If you don't, just imagine what she could get up to when your not there.
I'm imagining!! Might just give her the sack anyway then. I caught her reading a postcard of mine once too, nosy cow
Old 13 December 2002, 04:09 PM
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roflmao! cheeky cow!
Old 13 December 2002, 04:14 PM
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Old 13 December 2002, 04:14 PM
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Get married, much cheaper IMHO
Yeah, but if the contract ends, she'll take you to the cleaners!!!

Alan
Old 13 December 2002, 04:18 PM
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..is she fit??
Old 13 December 2002, 04:33 PM
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Well, is she...?????
Old 13 December 2002, 04:39 PM
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Tell her you will give her £12 if she does it wearing nothing but black suspenders and high heels
Old 13 December 2002, 04:40 PM
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assuming she is fit of course....... dont want no saggy granny **** hanging out all over yer flat!

[Edited by POC - 12/13/2002 4:40:29 PM]
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I was only asking 'cos:

a) a 2quid payrise for totty is justified, whereas for a munter it is not.

and

b) if she was drop dead gorgeous then I'd headhunt her away for £12.50

Old 13 December 2002, 04:43 PM
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Have we got enough of an excuse for some gratuitous pictures of french maids yet...???

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make it happen!!


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