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Apparently a vicar in Maidenhead described the scientific theories as to why Santa Claus couldn't exist (taken from the email that explains that to go fast enough to deliver all the presents, the reindeer would blow up and Santa would implode).
Problem was, that he did it in a service attended by loads of kids