Contagious Joke
06 December 2002, 03:43 PM
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A teacher asks her class if anyone can give a sentence explaining the meaning of the word “contagious”.
Alice puts up her hand and says “Last year when I had German Measles, my mummy said I had to stay in as it was contagious”. Very good said the teacher and pointed to Gemma.
“Yes Miss, my mummy says that if I cough I must cover my mouth as the germs are contagious”. The teacher, telling Gemma that this is correct, spies Paddy reaching for the sky.
“Paddy can you give us an answer?” She says.
“Yes Miss” he says in his lovely west coast accent. “De bloke ned door to us is paintin his house and he is doin it wid a two inch paint brush. My dad says it’ll take the contagious”
Alice puts up her hand and says “Last year when I had German Measles, my mummy said I had to stay in as it was contagious”. Very good said the teacher and pointed to Gemma.
“Yes Miss, my mummy says that if I cough I must cover my mouth as the germs are contagious”. The teacher, telling Gemma that this is correct, spies Paddy reaching for the sky.
“Paddy can you give us an answer?” She says.
“Yes Miss” he says in his lovely west coast accent. “De bloke ned door to us is paintin his house and he is doin it wid a two inch paint brush. My dad says it’ll take the contagious”
06 December 2002, 03:51 PM
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People in the office are looking at me strange as I try to conceal my laughter!!!
... without much success
Very good
More ........ please
... without much success
Very good
More ........ please
06 December 2002, 04:16 PM
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I was thinking bout that joke just the other day and laughing to my self! Couldn't remember it properly though! Nice one
06 December 2002, 06:29 PM
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In a similar vein that reminded me of the oldie when a posh young man parks his sports car outside pub and takes posh girlfriend into bar. Orders a couple of large cocktails in very plummy voice. Landlord says hello and remarks "well you're doing OK son" eyeing up the car and girl friend. Young man replies "well as a matter of fact old boy I am a Captain and work for Cunard.
To which Landlord replies "well I ain't got no bird with sports car and I work pretty fecking hard too......
To which Landlord replies "well I ain't got no bird with sports car and I work pretty fecking hard too......
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