Who would you place ona Bus crash???
30 November 2002, 12:55 PM
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If you could put somone on a Bus that was destined to be in BIG smash ,who would it be and where would you seat them?
Bonus point's awarded for describing the type of crash
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30 November 2002, 01:04 PM
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It's only a thread m8!!! Bet you watch action film's that the character's die in. Do you write to all the film company's to complain?
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30 November 2002, 01:36 PM
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Prescott - strapped to the front!
All 'saftey' (stealth tax) camera van people and the person(s) who invented speed cameras
Kiddyfiddlers - after they have been publicly bu**ered by John Prescott then castraited
Traffic wardens
the person who invented Big Brother
I'm off to have a think about some more
All 'saftey' (stealth tax) camera van people and the person(s) who invented speed cameras
Kiddyfiddlers - after they have been publicly bu**ered by John Prescott then castraited
Traffic wardens
the person who invented Big Brother
I'm off to have a think about some more
30 November 2002, 02:17 PM
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Chipped Butty sitting next to Prescott on the front bumper, red ken livingstone on their laps.
president Blair & that grinning bitch wife of his hanging on to the windscreen wipers
first few seats with sex attackers & murders all holding very large bottles full of nitro-glycerine high explosive packed with nails.
next few seats drug dealers, all with syringes full of crack stuck in their eyeballs.
next row my boss, his boss & his boss each with their lap tops stuffed up their ****
then the police who man & install Gasto's in hidden places & not outside schools, then traffic wardens.
Then any other scum that's happens to annoy me
Then all the moaning ar5e5 who slag off England but are not English, if is such a bad place fcuk0ff to your home land.
Just for good measure all the seats will be soaked on petrol along with all the passengers
Please tell me the bus will be crashing in to the illegal immigrant staging post in Calais
30 November 2002, 04:21 PM
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Me.......could do with a claim,only whiplash though nothin serious.Ill sit behind CHAPPED BOTTIE and crush him upon impact
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30 November 2002, 04:35 PM
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Got to be Blair in front. Rest of Labour tossers behind along with Gilchrist. Prescott at the back. Hed then surge forward on impact killing everyone in his direction of travel.
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30 November 2002, 04:37 PM
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Front Row :- Pre5cott , Bin Liner , Martee Pallow , Garee Roads.
2nd Row :- Maurice Gatsonoides , The AOL woman , The prat who made all the Vauxhall ads with Gryf.
Rest of the Bus :- All the local transport officers who plan any kind of road restrictions, remove dual carriageways and put in those stupid bloody centre bollards that just slow everyone down and double your journey time. Anyone who even thinks of making another "Big Bother" program. Program planners that shedule Bloody Football matches at times when there's a motoring program on. GGggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!!!!!
I'm off for a pint... Oh and Geanette Krankeee !!
2nd Row :- Maurice Gatsonoides , The AOL woman , The prat who made all the Vauxhall ads with Gryf.
Rest of the Bus :- All the local transport officers who plan any kind of road restrictions, remove dual carriageways and put in those stupid bloody centre bollards that just slow everyone down and double your journey time. Anyone who even thinks of making another "Big Bother" program. Program planners that shedule Bloody Football matches at times when there's a motoring program on. GGggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!!!!!
I'm off for a pint... Oh and Geanette Krankeee !!
30 November 2002, 04:39 PM
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You really should learn how to use the apostrophe correctly!
Elton John, sat on the top deck as the bus tries to go under a very low bridge at 60mph.
[Edited by fatherpierre - 11/30/2002 5:26:27 PM]
How's that, mixit?
[Edited by fatherpierre - 11/30/2002 5:27:18 PM]
Elton John, sat on the top deck as the bus tries to go under a very low bridge at 60mph.
[Edited by fatherpierre - 11/30/2002 5:26:27 PM]
How's that, mixit?
[Edited by fatherpierre - 11/30/2002 5:27:18 PM]
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