What is the most farty food in the U.K. ?
13 November 2002, 10:49 PM
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What is the general opinion as to the food that creates the most noxious farts "the day after" eating?
My candidates may include:
a)Supermarket curries
b)Takeaway curries
c)Home made curries
d)Veggie food with loads of beans
e)Guiness
f) The most noxious of all, a mixture of the above.....plus what????
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Si "Fart Man"
My candidates may include:
a)Supermarket curries
b)Takeaway curries
c)Home made curries
d)Veggie food with loads of beans
e)Guiness
f) The most noxious of all, a mixture of the above.....plus what????
Signed
Si "Fart Man"
i'm always venting disgusting smells the morning after one of those 
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13 November 2002, 11:23 PM
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Start with something you can't digest easily. Fatty foods make the gut slow down. So do legumes (lentils, beans etc). Add anything that contains any kind of yeast or bacteria (beer, yoghurt, cheese)Plenty of fluid to ease fermentation and hey presto. **** like a.... well **** really. Ultimate combinatin must be a good fatty masala, (high fat and yoghurt content) loads of Guinness (hops, yeast, puore Oirish Spreeng waater) and a kebab that you dropped on the street on the way home (extra unidentified bacteria). Ideally add something fairly acidic, like any of those stumpy bottles of beer you get for 10p to add a helping of sulpher for the morning.
Disclaimer - If you are going to try this at the weekend ensure you sleep in a well ventilate room, or at the very least install a methane and sulpher detector
Disclaimer - If you are going to try this at the weekend ensure you sleep in a well ventilate room, or at the very least install a methane and sulpher detector
14 November 2002, 09:01 AM
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Sugar free polos (2 packs)
Diet Coke (3 Cans)
Eat the above and you will be farting all the next day. The xylitol in the polos have a laxative effect.
They arent that stinky tho...
Diet Coke (3 Cans)
Eat the above and you will be farting all the next day. The xylitol in the polos have a laxative effect.
They arent that stinky tho...
14 November 2002, 09:24 AM
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No women have replied 'cos we don't do it - though that was obvious!!
or is it, as I was once told, that we don't keep our mouths shut for long enough to build the pressure up!
or is it, as I was once told, that we don't keep our mouths shut for long enough to build the pressure up!
14 November 2002, 09:27 AM
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Chicken Dansak (the sauce is made from Chick Peas) followed by a skin full of Guiness.
Enough pressure to make a realistic model of the Millenium Dome out of a 13 Tog duvet
Enough pressure to make a realistic model of the Millenium Dome out of a 13 Tog duvet
