What is the general opinion as to the food that creates the most noxious farts "the day after" eating?

My candidates may include:

a)Supermarket curries
b)Takeaway curries
c)Home made curries
d)Veggie food with loads of beans
e)Guiness
f) The most noxious of all, a mixture of the above.....plus what????


Signed


Si "Fart Man"

Chicken tikka masarler is the winner!!!!!!!!!!!;)

Boiled eggs and beans, of course!

Beer of any type hits the spot too!

number one is definately strong pickled onions :D:D

Come on guys, that is just beginners material.
What about curried mung beans and boddingtons with dolly mixture and garlic capsules.

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Si

Masala ;)

i find a chicken Dupiaza is worse cos of all the onions in it :eek: i'm always venting disgusting smells the morning after one of those :D

Creamflow bitter on tap, try a few bananas as well lol

Creanflo and bannans + massala = the Formula 1 of fart mixture.

Guys, we have lift off.


Si

Vindaloo if you can hold it :eek:

no no, after a harsh nite of larger :D

Vindaloo ? Ha ha ha. Try a farl. or Madame Unis' buffet in Dalry Edinburgh its dyna-rod-om-a-plate.



Si

Start with something you can't digest easily. Fatty foods make the gut slow down. So do legumes (lentils, beans etc). Add anything that contains any kind of yeast or bacteria (beer, yoghurt, cheese)Plenty of fluid to ease fermentation and hey presto. Arse like a.... well arse really. Ultimate combinatin must be a good fatty masala, (high fat and yoghurt content) loads of Guinness (hops, yeast, puore Oirish Spreeng waater) and a kebab that you dropped on the street on the way home (extra unidentified bacteria). Ideally add something fairly acidic, like any of those stumpy bottles of beer you get for 10p to add a helping of sulpher for the morning.

Disclaimer - If you are going to try this at the weekend ensure you sleep in a well ventilate room, or at the very least install a methane and sulpher detector ;)

Nurse!

Beans and jacket spuds

I'm reading this thread in disbelief. :)

drink ## pints of the hand pulled real ale then go home and fill up on fried egg and baked bean butties

be careful u dont "follow through" when u fart the next day :eek:

Mixed meat kebab from Papa Sam's :D:D:D

vindaloo and larger!
its certain death ;)

Sugar free polos (2 packs)
Diet Coke (3 Cans)

Eat the above and you will be farting all the next day. The xylitol in the polos have a laxative effect.

They arent that stinky tho...

I notice no women have replied to this thread :D

PMSL!!! :D:D:D - that does me!! ;)

No women have replied 'cos we don't do it - though that was obvious!!

or is it, as I was once told, that we don't keep our mouths shut for long enough to build the pressure up!

Chicken Dansak (the sauce is made from Chick Peas) followed by a skin full of Guiness.

Enough pressure to make a realistic model of the Millenium Dome out of a 13 Tog duvet ;)

A week old doner kebab, chilli sause and a jus of cabbage water. Light blue touch paper and retire to a safe distance.......

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Leftover Christmas Food..especially Stuffing..PARP!

At least six pints of Caffrey's...

ahhh you can't beat a good old room clearer ;)

Oh yeah larger does it everytime, if its going to be a larger night, take the next day off work :D

Why is it that us blokes find farts funny no matter how old you are yet women totally lose any sense of humor?

Well, youve heard the song

bean beans good for your heart...... :D