astraboy

Put on a Hardcore Dutch techno set buy dark god DJ Scorpio.
Then open the door at the point where the lyrics consist of:
ATTENTION - do you have any problems with blood, guts, gore violence, mutilation, guns, knives, bodies on fire strangulation, words like: d**k f**k a**hole p***y, d**k f**k a**hole p***y, d**k f**k a**hole ATTENTION - if you have any problems with blood, guts gore, violence, mutilation, guns, knives, bodies on fire sentences like you low life piece of f**king ****, sentences like: die you no good low life mother f**ker die you piece of **** b*****d, f**k it rest in hell you mother f**ker"
Then refuse to give them anything
astraboy.

marty_t3

Maybe a good idea to rename this thread "how to get your windows smashed". probably not just by the kids... their parents will probably be the ones throwing the rocks

SiDHEaD

we've parked our cars over the road and all lights at the front of the house are off!

marty_t3

likewise.... i've got all the lights off and i'm hiding in my office (cellar)

and yeah... i'm a miserable git ... i want the sweets for myself

mj

Over the years I have found a friendly smile and a quality street usually does the trick.

If my kid went out Trick or treating and came back crying because someone had bombarded them with obscene lyrics, I would take great pleasure in coming round to your house and doing wheelspins on your face with the back wheel of a 250 motorcross bike with knobbly tyres.

Alternatevley, answering the door in a lab coat,surgical gloves,and holding a 1KG tub of vaseline can work wonders for the little blighters.

father_jack

Miserable ***** you lot - I gave 'em a couple of quid and told 'em to make sure they spend it on fireworks, or drugs

mj

if you can buy drugs for 2 quid mail me offline

Mark Jackson

Dont mind the little trick or treaters (with nice mummies lurking at the end of the path) but its the fifteen year olds with their hoods up after idiots doling out money !

Give them a home made biscuit, really p1sses them off !

astraboy

Okay, maybe the violent lyics are a bit much.
How about "It's cold in here Kathy, come on in and give your daddy a hug to "Warm him up""
"Leave me alone daddy, just leave me alone!!!"

astraboy.

father_jack

MJ - I can do you a spliffs worth for 2 quid.

AndyC_772

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I just consider them to be a good excuse to take the car and go out for the evening - much less stressful for all concerned. Tonight, Mrs C and I went out for a nice meal, safe in the knowledge that the car was nowhere where it was likely to get egged/keyed/dented/set on fire.

SWRTWannabe

I was up in the loft when the little bleeders started coming round, and I was sooooo tempted to turf out some of the unwanted stuff up there and give them that as a "treat"

I'd have loved to have seen their faces as they walked down the driveway with some leftover carpet and a wobbly chair

father_jack

Or a 14.4 modem

pslewis

I ALWAYS give them some sweets!! And I AM a miserable son of a bitch!!

Alternatively, I find that the mains cable from the Xmas lights connected to the Brass knocker does wonders with those big enough to use it!!

Pete

AnDy_PaNdY

Not one trick or treater all night round here.