BOBBY G

I reckon we should start a poetry corner on Scoobynet. So here goes:

I see my reflection
its looking back
from my scooby
That's blue black

it's getting dark
it's growing cold
but I just marvel
at wheels of gold

What's that pink bit
Its says STI
that means something
yes it can fly

I scratch my nose
and then my sacks
and then I go
for op ti max.


Thankyou. If there is popular demand, BOBBY G will make this a regular feature.

Esoteric Beast

I drive my Scooby late at night
I drive it safe but fast
And if anyone does get behind
I move over, let them pass

But as I sit here listening to
The engine noise, it’s humming
I look into my rear view mirror
But there is nothing coming

I turn my sounds up pretty loud
Let’s listen to something weighty
I look down at my speed device
My god I’m doing eighty

I leave the city far behind
I’m all alone, just me
I push my throttle to the ground
And drive into a tree

There is one almighty crash
I think I’ve lost the thread
But there is one thing that I know
My Scooby now is DEAD

R.I.P.

mj

How I wish I had a Subarau,
My vans a piece of ****,
A scooby would be really nice,
I'd probably have sex with it.

I'd like an EVO - even better,
A Skyline of a Porshce,
I'd sell me mum, and pimp for granny,
I think fast cars can pull some fanny.

I need to get a car with class,
If I must I'll sell my ***,
Twenty notes for one full hour,
For fifteen more I'll golden shower.

Whats the urge to drive so quick?
Do you grow a bigger dick?
I think for now I'll keep the van,
After all, I am a man.


A timeless classic or what, Wordsworth-eat my shorts.

[Edited by mj - 10/24/2002 10:12:48 PM]

mj

There was a young man from Peru,
Who made love to his new Subaru,
As he was pokin,
The exhaust was chokin,
So the turbo fell off and turned blue.



and before you say i dont have a penchant for automobile love.



There was a young lady from Gorton,
Who had one long tit and a short un,
To add to that,
She had a big tw@t,
And could fart like a 650 Norton.

ScoobyDoo555

To quote AJ Rimmer (Red Dwarf)

"Now weary traveller,
Rest your head,
For just like me,
you'll soon be dead"


There was a young woman from Greiling..........I'll get my coat!!

Dan

NAF

LMAO @ mj
You're a wasted talent mate

beemerboy

The rear view mirror of my Beemer
showed the front of a japanese screamer

We pulled up at the lights
his bird showed me her tights
then she got into my car and i reamed her.

I wish!!! BB

merkin

You'll remember me, when my dump valve blows
upon the streets of barnsley
Youll forget your bird, in her jealous rage, as you see my wheels of gold.



<bows>

Thank you , thank you, i'm here till Friday

mj

There once was a girl called Ulrika,
Whose sex life could have been sweeter,
She was battered by Stan,
Sven wasn't a fan,
And was raped by some **** from Blue Peter.

princessyin

LOL- my favouite thread of the mo'!

Me and a friend had a big debate about the following poem- who is doing the lying?

UNFORTUNATE COINCIDENCE

By the yime you're swearing you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite, undying-
Lady, make note of this:
One of you is lying.

Answers on a postcard

beemerboy

eh???

BOBBY G

come up to clean you
wash you and shammy
you dont know how dirty
you are

tell you I'll wax you
pamper and treat you
to me you're more than
just a car

nobody said it was easy
to get rid of all that tar

when I was done I was wheezy
but now you shine like a star

oh let's go and race in the dark..



(to Coldplay The Scientist)

CupraBri

From www.seatcupra.net ......



Hey Scoob!

(Hey Jude - John Lennon, Paul McCartney)



Hey Scoob, don't take it bad
They took a Dad’s car and made it better
Remember, you are not a farmer’s cart
Though some still, call you a tractor

Hey Scoob, don't be afraid
Japan made and called an Imprezza
The minute your turbo begins to spin
Then you begin to handle better

And anytime you’re in the rain, hey Scoob, no pain
Don't worry about not holding in the corners
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
Try taking the bend a little bolder
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

Hey Scoob, you’ll not let me down
I have found you, it’s now or never
Remember when I put my boot down
Then we can start to go hell for leather!

So let out the clutch and your wheels spin, hey Scoob, begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And when they see that you're a Subaru, hey Scoob, woo-hoo
The Porsches move onto the hard shoulder
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah yeah

Hey Scoob, you don’t look too bad
They took a sad car and made it better
Remember it’s what’s under your skin
Then you'll begin, to get to 60 quicker
Quicker slicker quicker slicker quicker slicker, Owwwhhh....

Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Scoob