beemerboy

My wife has just phoned me saying that my alarm
just went off and when she went outside, there were kids
playing footie near my car.

I had previously threated them with personally stabbing the *uck out of said football, after witnessing it bounce of my bonnet!!!

However on closer inspection of my 5 series, the wife noticed a cracked headlight.(which actually has always been there).
and blamed a poor 7 yr old for doing it!!!

He went crying off to my his mum (3 doors down) and she then came over and said there isn't a sign saying "NO Ball Games", and would take no responsibilty.
My wife told here there isn't a sign to say "dont lie in the middle of the road", either - whats your point.

Anyway i thought it would be funny to print out an overinflated bill to a new lamp and give it to her!!!!!!
These people have a nice new car outside "their" house, so if anyone fancies a game of street footie, let me know...

No wonder kids turn out the way they do with parents like that!!

Good job i was at work, or i would have thrown some *ucks into her bigstyle!!!! - snooty bitch.

anyway, just thought i'd share that with you all.

BB (3weeks before i'm out the door!!!)