Ouch Ow..cross me legs oohh whince OUCH !
10 March 2002, 08:58 AM
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Thats nothing!
Many, many years ago (about 1978) a mate of mine was skateboarding, came off the top of a small ramp, board landed on its rear end sticking up, mate landed on the point and split a ******** in half.
[Edited by Paul Habgood - 10/3/2002 8:59:35 AM]
Many, many years ago (about 1978) a mate of mine was skateboarding, came off the top of a small ramp, board landed on its rear end sticking up, mate landed on the point and split a ******** in half.
[Edited by Paul Habgood - 10/3/2002 8:59:35 AM]
02 October 2002, 09:51 PM
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true story !
> > When a mate was studying in Ireland, he took up rugby. As his first season
> > wore on, the lads and him were eventually scheduled to play a team which
> > had
> > a reputation for violent play.
> > Considering that they weren't the most talented outfit to have ever taken
> > the field, they decided to accept the challenge with a "do or die"
> > attitude, hoping things would eventually swing their way. They didn't,
>and
> >
> > to make
> > matters worse their star player dislocated his hip after a particularly
> > ferocious tackle. He was clearly in a lot of pain, so they all stood back
> > to allow the medic to, in one swift movement, slot the hip back into its
> > socket. Then Alan began a long blood curdling scream. To their horror,
>they
> > realised that one of his ********* had also been jammed into the socket
>and
> > was now firmly held in the place by the hip. Incidentally, Alan managed
> > to rip a vocal chord with his screaming.
> > When a mate was studying in Ireland, he took up rugby. As his first season
> > wore on, the lads and him were eventually scheduled to play a team which
> > had
> > a reputation for violent play.
> > Considering that they weren't the most talented outfit to have ever taken
> > the field, they decided to accept the challenge with a "do or die"
> > attitude, hoping things would eventually swing their way. They didn't,
>and
> >
> > to make
> > matters worse their star player dislocated his hip after a particularly
> > ferocious tackle. He was clearly in a lot of pain, so they all stood back
> > to allow the medic to, in one swift movement, slot the hip back into its
> > socket. Then Alan began a long blood curdling scream. To their horror,
>they
> > realised that one of his ********* had also been jammed into the socket
>and
> > was now firmly held in the place by the hip. Incidentally, Alan managed
> > to rip a vocal chord with his screaming.
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03 October 2002, 09:09 AM
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that must have being murder lol.
My brother was running down the Wing, no one in sight.
next thing hes on the ground screaming. He ripped all the muscles from his hip to his knee! ! No one knew why either
My brother was running down the Wing, no one in sight.
next thing hes on the ground screaming. He ripped all the muscles from his hip to his knee! ! No one knew why either
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That's been in FHM at some point...
Do those names ring any bells? I didn't hear anything from FMH...
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in a similar vein,
family friend (now deceased),when inebriated,once tried to jump on his bicycle, cowboy style - problem was that the saddle was loose and tipped back as his weight came down on it...
...ambulance crew had to release the seat post from the frame and take him to hospital face down on the stretcher, with the saddle right up his backside, for surgery - that HAD to hurt a lot ;-)
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family friend (now deceased),when inebriated,once tried to jump on his bicycle, cowboy style - problem was that the saddle was loose and tipped back as his weight came down on it...
...ambulance crew had to release the seat post from the frame and take him to hospital face down on the stretcher, with the saddle right up his backside, for surgery - that HAD to hurt a lot ;-)
Paul W
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