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Old 28 September 2002, 10:10 PM
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ANY THOUGHTS???
THATS NOT RIGHT IS IT!!!!!!!!!
Old 28 September 2002, 10:18 PM
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NO it shouldn't be in General

It turns my stomach not sure it was the eggs or edwina

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Old 28 September 2002, 10:32 PM
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It was Edwina. They use her face to turn milk.

He really DID go back to basics eh?

(Yeah, I know it happened before that speech but it was either that or a crack about a major curry I had - neither work )
Old 28 September 2002, 10:35 PM
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Seen her daughter????? Bet she bangs like a bog door
Old 28 September 2002, 10:38 PM
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Any issue from that liaison would be soooo well proportioned: the long toplip from Major, nicely balanced by the oh so long nose on the Currie.
OMG, I'm gonna be sick!!!!:
Old 28 September 2002, 11:20 PM
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personally who gives a **** what thos two dullards got up to god knows how many years ago.
Why the hell are the press dragging up such old news.
paperazzi (sp?) make me sick.

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Old 28 September 2002, 11:23 PM
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Do,nt tell me you this is,nt funny??????????????????/
Old 28 September 2002, 11:43 PM
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the result from the liason would be the same as from any major currie... a lot of ****
Old 29 September 2002, 01:01 AM
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Old 29 September 2002, 01:06 AM
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I see the old Grey Man in a different light now! If you squint hard old Edwina ain't so bad looking!

Old 29 September 2002, 01:18 AM
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Wonder if he fertilised her eggs? Or were they off the menu?
Old 29 September 2002, 01:42 AM
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He would have won more votes. She is a right filth i reckon, mustard between the sheets..big bore exhaust i reckon.
Old 29 September 2002, 03:23 AM
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It was curry who brought this up, not the press, it's in her new book!

Just backs up what you always find out sooner or later, politicians have one rule for them and one rule for us. Family values, back to basics, my ****!

The nerve of that guy to lecture the British public about our private lives when he was banging away with that monstrosity behind his wifes back.
Old 29 September 2002, 04:22 AM
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John, you say monstrosity(spl), but she's an improvement on Norma. A metro to a Nova?

I'd have done Edwina in her younger days - after 9 pints of Aunty Stella, of course!

[Edited by fatherpierre - 9/29/2002 4:23:27 AM]
Old 29 September 2002, 08:01 AM
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It just goes to prove that a curry goes down well but gives you the ****s later!!
Old 29 September 2002, 09:14 AM
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I'm thinking of sueing Edwina Curry for mental anguish. The picture in my head of her and John Major making the beast with 2 backs kept me awake for a long time last night, I may need brain surgery to get over it [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
Old 29 September 2002, 11:56 AM
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badly worded sorry !

you know what I feckin mean

Andy
Old 30 September 2002, 06:32 AM
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Can't beleive I agree with u father, but in early days she would definiately have had it. As would daughther now.
Old 30 September 2002, 07:38 AM
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that really is a concept i dont want to consider at all..........
Old 30 September 2002, 08:52 AM
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Good for John Major - Anything to brighten up his dull little life!

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Old 30 September 2002, 03:31 PM
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apparently they have 2 lovechildren....

yes. you guessed it Sam and Ella !!!

hahahahahahhh

...sorry!!

Old 30 September 2002, 03:48 PM
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Apparently Major used to ring his wife when he was out late with Edwina.

He'd tell Norman he'd be late home as he was having a Curry.
Old 30 September 2002, 03:55 PM
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Best headline of today...

"At least it wasn't Anne Widdecome"

Old 30 September 2002, 04:47 PM
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YYYYYYYYYuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

Old 30 September 2002, 05:04 PM
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yep I never thought john major had it in him....

...well he did have but it's in edwina now

Gary
Old 30 September 2002, 05:08 PM
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He'd tell Norman he'd be late home as he was having a Curry.
At least it wasn't "I'm having a Curry with a few mates"
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