Brun

How many mingers have you had?
You know the score. Too much beer, no luck with the model types at the Bar sipping wine.
What is there left?
The Dog slurping Cider near the Pool table. 10 pints and of course you don't see past the t1ts. Round the back up against the Wheelie bin, bobs ya uncle!
Wake up next morning hangover and......... BANG, it hits you. You try desparately to remember if jonnys were put to use, and did you hand out your mobile number. To the toilet......Vomit.
To date, i've had none. So own up, is this familiar to anyone?

mj

in general, if i had had ten different birds, 2 would be grass flatteners, 3 would be bap dogs ( nice ****-face like like a well chewed toffee),4 would be o.k/no regrets, and one would be a darlin.

If you've not shagged any monsters you need to change to stella or holsten

dogmaul

i drink stella but still not screwed and mingers :P maybe other services have been rendered but not sex

dogmaul

anyway what does it matter if they aint that hot, why do you want to look at the mantelpiece if your poking the fire anf if you take them from behind it make you stop worrying about her looks and it makes it harder for her to recognise you again

[Edited by dogmaul - 9/20/2002 10:43:33 AM]

Scooby Snacks

I have never in my life slept with a minger.

Woken up with a few though.........

mj

yoza

Uglyness is just a lightswitch away...........

And no I havent done a minger,not this week anyway.

mj

if your'e unlucky enough to be nobbing a big fatty just turn off the bedroom light. If nothing else, it saves you burning your **** on the light bulb.

alcazar

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When I was at Uni we had a weekly competition: it was called "shagnasty".
I'll leave it to your imagination, but one lad had to go to the hospital after putting domestos on his tadger, after realizing what he'd done!!!
Alcazar :

Scumbag

Just leaf through the rolls of fat, till you get to one that smells of ****, and go back one !!!

mj

or roll em in flour till you find the damp patch, "fart and give us a clue" etc, etc