Women Trouble - What works for you?
18 September 2002, 11:22 AM
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After divorce and a subsequent girlfriend sh!tting on me big time I have very little faith in the female species but the time has come for me to get off my ar$e and try again.
Have decided the only way to go about this is to go down the pub and find someone to chat up after other avenues have only worked short term and involved distance issues and all gone pear shaped. Already have a pub in mind that is like a cattle market on a Friday night so shouldn't be a lack of opportunity
What I want to know is what are your tried and tested and successful methods of going out on the pull
Situation to be considered here:
In the pub with a mate (who is effectively married and not on the pull) having a beer, you make eye contact with a young lady you find attractive. What do you do.....
Blokes what do you do?
Ladies what would you expect a bloke to do if you had made eye contact and were hoping he was going to come over and chat?
Answers on a postcard please.....
Have decided the only way to go about this is to go down the pub and find someone to chat up after other avenues have only worked short term and involved distance issues and all gone pear shaped. Already have a pub in mind that is like a cattle market on a Friday night so shouldn't be a lack of opportunity
What I want to know is what are your tried and tested and successful methods of going out on the pull
Situation to be considered here:
In the pub with a mate (who is effectively married and not on the pull) having a beer, you make eye contact with a young lady you find attractive. What do you do.....
Blokes what do you do?
Ladies what would you expect a bloke to do if you had made eye contact and were hoping he was going to come over and chat?
Answers on a postcard please.....
18 September 2002, 11:25 AM
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Just to say this 'cattle market' is packed with very attractive young ladies. It is the pulling centre of town. Unfortuntely previous visits have ended up with me getting unconsciously drunk and not pulling. This time I am not getting drunk, well not unless it all goes pear shaped
18 September 2002, 11:30 AM
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<swiss tony voice>
DEFINITELY do not use a cheesy chat up line - EVER
This will only ever succeed in getting you laughed at
Just be yourself, have a chat like you would with anyone else, and if things develop from there, great!
</swiss tony voice>
DEFINITELY do not use a cheesy chat up line - EVER
This will only ever succeed in getting you laughed at
Just be yourself, have a chat like you would with anyone else, and if things develop from there, great!
</swiss tony voice>
18 September 2002, 11:32 AM
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God, not another thread like this, please. 
Any chance we could set up a 'Dating' forum, so all the singletons on SN can discuss this amongst themselves?
My only suggestion would be that if you're having that much trouble finding a suitable partner, you should spend less time in front of a computer screen. 
Any chance we could set up a 'Dating' forum, so all the singletons on SN can discuss this amongst themselves?
My only suggestion would be that if you're having that much trouble finding a suitable partner, you should spend less time in front of a computer screen.
18 September 2002, 11:39 AM
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lol... get pissed and let the beer do the rest...
(doesnt work too well though!)
David
(doesnt work too well though!)
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18 September 2002, 11:39 AM
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MarkO thats the whole point my friend, the computer is being deactivated
I was asking what other people do. I will do what I feel will be right, I was merely asking other people's views.
The last thing we need is a dating forum on here, that is the last place I want to go looking. I am looking local only, done the internet meets which were fun but never lasted.
Simply asking for opinions as after marriage its been a while since going down the pub on the pull! If everyone thinks its a **** post then so be it, my mistake!
To add its not supposed to be a deadly serious post, was also hoping for some entertaining replies cos I've had enough of reading the fox hunting thread!
[Edited by ************** - 9/18/2002 11:43:59 AM]
I was asking what other people do. I will do what I feel will be right, I was merely asking other people's views.
The last thing we need is a dating forum on here, that is the last place I want to go looking. I am looking local only, done the internet meets which were fun but never lasted.
Simply asking for opinions as after marriage its been a while since going down the pub on the pull! If everyone thinks its a **** post then so be it, my mistake!
To add its not supposed to be a deadly serious post, was also hoping for some entertaining replies cos I've had enough of reading the fox hunting thread!
[Edited by ************** - 9/18/2002 11:43:59 AM]
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18 September 2002, 11:53 AM
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Hey Bravo,
You're right about the internet thing - didn't work for any of us eh, plus getting p1ssed was probably not the best move, even if we did have a good 'lads' night! I'm now happily with a model/aerobics instructor who lives just down the road from me. Met her via a friend who found out she'd just moved to where I live, hence we arranged to meet for a drink. Simple as that!
My advice... keep the grog to a minimum and go somewhere that is not too noisy ie where you can talk. Chances are if you go out with no expectations, just for a good night with your mate, you will end up chatting to someone and there will be no pressure - often the best way...
You're right about the internet thing - didn't work for any of us eh, plus getting p1ssed was probably not the best move, even if we did have a good 'lads' night! I'm now happily with a model/aerobics instructor who lives just down the road from me. Met her via a friend who found out she'd just moved to where I live, hence we arranged to meet for a drink. Simple as that!
My advice... keep the grog to a minimum and go somewhere that is not too noisy ie where you can talk. Chances are if you go out with no expectations, just for a good night with your mate, you will end up chatting to someone and there will be no pressure - often the best way...
18 September 2002, 11:59 AM
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Heres a few chatup lines to get you started LOL
1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2) (Lick finger and wipe on her blouse) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
3) Nice legs... What time do they open?
4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
12) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
17) You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?
19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
20) My name is ... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
21) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to You.
23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been
drinking?
24) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
25) Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them?
PS Some of them are guaranteed to get you a slap.
1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2) (Lick finger and wipe on her blouse) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
3) Nice legs... What time do they open?
4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
12) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
17) You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?
19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
20) My name is ... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
21) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to You.
23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been
drinking?
24) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
25) Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them?
PS Some of them are guaranteed to get you a slap.
18 September 2002, 12:13 PM
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Dancing.
My GF goes and I imagine its a good place to go for meeting ladies.
I imagine they are a nicer type than found in your "local cattle market"
My GF goes and I imagine its a good place to go for meeting ladies.
I imagine they are a nicer type than found in your "local cattle market"
18 September 2002, 12:39 PM
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Go to the cattle market and pull some young totty.
Turn up a bit late so you are not completely steaming and they are
If you've had a bad time of it recently, you just need some uncomplicated ******** with some dizzy tart to sort you out.
[Edited by father_jack - 9/18/2002 12:41:58 PM]
Turn up a bit late so you are not completely steaming and they are
If you've had a bad time of it recently, you just need some uncomplicated
******** with some dizzy tart to sort you out. [Edited by father_jack - 9/18/2002 12:41:58 PM]
18 September 2002, 01:05 PM
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How old are you?
What do u drive?
If the answer to these questions are 18-35/Subaru WRX then get your self down to your local cruise,cheesey i know,but the ladeez
will bend over backwards just to get in your passenger seat.Shallow i agree but honestly there are lots of babes at my local meet,pity im not lookin
Then take it from there,drive,pub,chat,etc.......
What do u drive?
If the answer to these questions are 18-35/Subaru WRX then get your self down to your local cruise,cheesey i know,but the ladeez
will bend over backwards just to get in your passenger seat.Shallow i agree but honestly there are lots of babes at my local meet,pity im not lookin
Then take it from there,drive,pub,chat,etc.......
18 September 2002, 01:09 PM
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just go up to her..tell her that you saw her from across the room and you had to go over and tell her that she has got a gorgeous smile and you were wondering if you could buy her a drink.
she'll chat to you becuase shes flattered..then you can charm her with your personality.
Failing this working....im with father_jack!!
[Edited by sexy wrx69 - 9/18/2002 1:10:41 PM]
she'll chat to you becuase shes flattered..then you can charm her with your personality.
Failing this working....im with father_jack!!
[Edited by sexy wrx69 - 9/18/2002 1:10:41 PM]
18 September 2002, 01:12 PM
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29 and Impreza/zx6-r
Get plenty of looks especially with exhaust mods on both but never stop to do anything about waves or smiles, never take them seriously!
No local cruises round my way and think i'm a little too old to be doing that now days
Plus I can't stand nova/astra/escort meets which is what they all seem to be! lol
Get plenty of looks especially with exhaust mods on both but never stop to do anything about waves or smiles, never take them seriously!
No local cruises round my way and think i'm a little too old to be doing that now days
Plus I can't stand nova/astra/escort meets which is what they all seem to be!
lol
18 September 2002, 01:15 PM
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Sexy thats sound advice
Cheers
I just have to have self control and not end up with 10 pints of stella in front of me like all the previous times
Doesnt help when your mates drink like a fish and are all loved up, none are on the pull and I end up drinking heavily with them!
Cheers
I just have to have self control and not end up with 10 pints of stella in front of me like all the previous times
Doesnt help when your mates drink like a fish and are all loved up, none are on the pull and I end up drinking heavily with them!
18 September 2002, 01:21 PM
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If you spot some girl eying you up then beckon her over with your finger. If they look away then no problem but if they are there beside you before you can blink then lean over and whisper in their ear
"See that I made you come with one finger, imagine what i could do if I used all five."
astraboy.
P.S. before you ask I have used this and it has worked and I'm talking gone all the way worked too.
"See that I made you come with one finger, imagine what i could do if I used all five."
astraboy.
P.S. before you ask I have used this and it has worked and I'm talking gone all the way worked too.
18 September 2002, 01:30 PM
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M8 at work has a classic too, says walk upto the girl and put 10p in her hand and walk away without saying a thing and sit back down. She will stew and stew on it until she has to come over and ask what its for. Then you tell her its to call your mum to tell her you arnt coming home tonight
