scoobybuzz

> > A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the
> > following
> > exchange:
> >
> > Officer: May I see your driver's license?
> >
> > Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for speeding.
> >
> > Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
> >
> > Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
> >
> > Officer: The car is stolen?
> >
> >
> > Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the
> > registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
> >
> > Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
> >
> > Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the
> > woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.
> >
> > Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?
> >
> > Driver: Yes, mate.
> >
> > Hearing this, the officer immediately called his back up. The car
> > was quickly surrounded by police and the captain approached the
> > driver to handle the tense situation.
> >
> > Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
> >
> > Driver: Sure. Here it is. It's valid.
> >
> > Captain: Whose car is this?
> >
> > Driver: It's mine, officer. Here are the registration papers.
> >
> > Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if
> > there's a gun in it?
> >
> > Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was
> > nothing in the glove box.
> >
> > Captain: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said
> > there's a body in it.
> >
> > Driver: No problem. Boot is opened; no body.
> >
> > Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you
> > told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the
> > glove box,and that there was a dead body in the boot.
> >
> > Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying ******* told you I was speeding, as
> > well.

fatherpierre

The old ones are the old ones

pslewis

Very similar to the old Chubby Brown joke of where he rammed in the back of an old lady driving her Nova

Pete

P1Fanatic

An oldy but a goody none the less.