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10 September 2002, 09:26 AM
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1) Star Wars - 7.30-9.50 ITV
2) Saving Private Ryan - 9.00-12.20 Channel 5
3) Biggie and Tupac - 10.00-12.10 Channel 4
and..........
4) Spaceballs - 11.40-1.25 ITV!
What's your choice?
2) Saving Private Ryan - 9.00-12.20 Channel 5
3) Biggie and Tupac - 10.00-12.10 Channel 4
and..........
4) Spaceballs - 11.40-1.25 ITV!
What's your choice?
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10 September 2002, 11:44 AM
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If you havent seen it, watch saving private ryan, a very moving film. the opening scenes really bring home what our grandfathers went through during the normandy landings, horific stuff.
10 September 2002, 12:19 PM
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[Watching "Spaceballs: The Movie". They reach "now" in the movie.]
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What hapened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Princess Vespa: I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids.
Lone Star: Oh great. That's all we needed. A Druish princess.
Barf: Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
Dark Helmet: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir!
Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
Dark Helmet: Good!
After the self-destruction mechanism has been activated]
President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Gunner: [Turns around cross-eyed] Sorry, sir. Doing my best.
Dark Helmet: [To Sandurz] Who made that man a gunner?
Major *******: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: [To Sandurz] Who is that man?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, sir. *******. Major *******.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* too, sir.
Dark Helmet: I don't believe it, how many ******** do we have on this ship anyhow?!
Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I can't believe it, I'm surrounded by ********
[Close helmet and points forward]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, ********!
Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
Colonel Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.
Commanderette Zircon: Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir?
President Scroob: I don't know about this beaming stuff? Is it safe?
Commanderette Zircon: Oh yes, sir. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What hapened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Princess Vespa: I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids.
Lone Star: Oh great. That's all we needed. A Druish princess.
Barf: Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
Dark Helmet: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir!
Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
Dark Helmet: Good!
After the self-destruction mechanism has been activated]
President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Gunner: [Turns around cross-eyed] Sorry, sir. Doing my best.
Dark Helmet: [To Sandurz] Who made that man a gunner?
Major *******: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: [To Sandurz] Who is that man?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, sir. *******. Major *******.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* too, sir.
Dark Helmet: I don't believe it, how many ******** do we have on this ship anyhow?!
Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I can't believe it, I'm surrounded by ********
[Close helmet and points forward]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, ********!
Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
Colonel Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.
Commanderette Zircon: Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir?
President Scroob: I don't know about this beaming stuff? Is it safe?
Commanderette Zircon: Oh yes, sir. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.
10 September 2002, 01:02 PM
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I've got Star Wars on video, but I'm going to watch it anyway. Then I think I shall stay up and watch Spaceballs, Top Film
I don't think C5 will do Private Ryan justice, I'll just watch it on DVD again
I don't think C5 will do Private Ryan justice, I'll just watch it on DVD again
10 September 2002, 01:07 PM
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I'm watching the footy down the pub, then back for spaceballs 
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10 September 2002, 06:45 PM
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Saving Private Ryan is an excellent film with some of the best action sequences ever filmed. There is a 1 hour documentary about the Normandy landings before the film (8pm).
Spaceballs is class too.
Spaceballs is class too.
10 September 2002, 09:04 PM
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well its biggie and tupac for me, this theme just got more interesting,as its just been proved that biggie played a part in tupacs murder.
10 September 2002, 09:36 PM
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johnfelstead - you were right about the opening sequence of SPR.
Unbelievable carnage, I feel sick, angry and moved
Makes Starwars look like gratuitous bollox I'm afraid (IMHO)
Unbelievable carnage, I feel sick, angry and moved
Makes Starwars look like gratuitous bollox I'm afraid (IMHO)
that's Hollywood. There is only the sacrifice of brave men to stop tyranny. 
