Makalu

A Scouser walked into the local unemployment office, marched
straight up to the counter and said "Aw'right mate, I'm lookin' for a job.".

The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his daughter.

You'll have to drive around in a big black mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours of this job meals will also be provided and once a year you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is $200,000 a year.".

The Scouser said "Nah, you're tellin' me bullsh!t man!".

The man behind the counter said "Well you f **** n' started it!

Mak.

Tommy 2000

LMAO!

yoza

Wots a job center?
The job you described wasnt up to much anyway,long hours pah,work 4 hours on a Saturday night and exceed that PA

chiark

Why would a scouser be offered dollars?

yoza

Some of us are allowed to travel,you know!
Those who have not had their passports taken from them,that is.

tony jones

Scoucer gets offered a blow job, "will it effect me benefit?"

MarkehB

A gay guy walks into a bar and sees a scouser sitting at the bar. He goes upto the scouser and hes says "M8, do you want a blow job?". The scouser gets up and decks the guy. Barman says "Damn! What did he say?" the scouser says "I dont know, summit about a job".