ONLY IN BRITAIN!
04 September 2002, 08:46 PM
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Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Britain... do Supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a
DIET coke.
Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the
counters.
Only in Britain… do we relish in the smell of our own farts, but don’t smell the toilet bowl after having a dump
Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive
and put our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain... do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of
eight.
Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating
rink.
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1998 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations
were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling
accidents.
101 people since 1997 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled
out of the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening
bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
Scalectrix cars.
In 1997 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet
MAKES YOU THINK!?!?
Only in Britain... do Supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a
DIET coke.
Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the
counters.
Only in Britain… do we relish in the smell of our own farts, but don’t smell the toilet bowl after having a dump
Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive
and put our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain... do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of
eight.
Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating
rink.
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1998 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations
were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling
accidents.
101 people since 1997 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled
out of the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening
bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
Scalectrix cars.
In 1997 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet
MAKES YOU THINK!?!?
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