Puff Has Left The Building...
09 March 2002, 11:08 AM
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This site http://www.I-resign.com is a guide for anyone thinking of quiting their job, it also has some advice on job hunting, CV's etc.
Just thought that I would add one of the
resignation letters that people had used. Some of the language is a bit to the point 
"Well as you all know today is my last day at the firm. I am not going to keep anything a secret like this bull**** firm likes to do. I understand that it was a consensus from the managers and partners that my employment with the firm should cease to exist. So I want to take this time to let all of you know how I feel about you:
To the partners, you are some of the most arrogant, pompus, jackasses I have ever met in my entire life. You have no heart. Just like you fired Matt Bolide, like you fired Rob Knuckles, yet you kept your six figure salary, and they had families, mortgages, etc. You really have some serious mental issues. I am not going to go out like that and not get my word out. So if you see me in person don't even speak to me. Because I will DEFINITELY tell you how I feel about you to your face. Claude Pastie, you are an arrogant, selfish, racist BITCH. You think you are the **** because you are a partner. You ain't **** or your fat *** ugly wife. She looks like she came straight out of the trailer park. You can't even match your clothes right you *****. You need some help as well. Dan, you are just fake.. That's all that I can say about you. Ya'll ain't ****. Try to use big words, talk intelligent, you are an ignorant basturd. So Claude Pastie, James Quantico, Dan, Matt, and whoever else can kiss my blk ***.. I never liked none of ya'll. I don't care what you think about me.
Diane Young you are just a fake BITCH. You smile in people's face and talk **** behind their back. You ain't nothing but a scandalous fake *** bitch.. I hope they pay you enough money to be fake.... All you will ever be is an HR lady for the firm. And you probably got your job by sleeping with one of the partners you scandalolus BITCH. You ain't **** but a ho for all the partners to pimp!!!!
Ted Yoghurt you can kiss my *** too. If I see you out in the streets, I will tell you the same.. You ain't ****.. Been working here for years and I bet you don't have over $5000 in the bank.. You are fake as hell too.. I have NO respect for you at ALL. So once again, you can kiss my blk ***. And if you see me out, don't speak.
Lee Crustage, kiss my blk *** you non dressing ugly *** fake BITCH. You have no ***** man. And you going to step to me like you were upset with me for changing my schedule. You can kiss my *** like the rest of them. If I see you in person, please don't speak unless you want to get told off.
Maybe I can take you shopping so you can find some clothes that match!! ps.. get a face lift and maybe you can get a prettier girlfriend!
Now that I have got that out of the way. I want to say thank you to the people that did remain my friends throughout my short time here. Melissa, you know I will never forget you. You have given me a lot of help personally and professionally. Laura, Ian Kogan, Sarah Veale, I have no problem with you guys at all. Liz you are truly wonderful. I really wish you well with this company. I'm sorry you had to read all of this foul language and stuff but as you can see I am highly upset. You are one of the nicest, sweetest ladies I have ever met in my entire life.
Avril you know you are my girl. It is about time someone voiced their opinion and let these fake people know what's really going on. You know I don't give a damn...
Now I am going to say that I am not sorry to go, or sad to leave. I truly hated this place. Getting up to come to work every morning was the worst thing that I have ever had to do. I know a bunch of you guys feel that way too but are too afraid to say it. Believe me I am not worried about finding a job, I was making money before I came to the firm, and I am making money now. I will make money today. As a matter of fact, I am making money as we speak. So never sleep on the shy quit people. Because we are always up to something. Do you think I was really going to just sit around and take your little $40K salary and be satisfied. I am about making real money. And this **** at the firm is no real money. So James Quantico you can take your $40K salary and stick it up your stuck up *******. You fat fake bitch... Maybe you need to see Jenny Craig so you can loose some weight you fat *******.
So in closing once again I would like to tell Ted Yoghurt, Dave, Ralph Konah, Steve, and of course that BITCH Diane Young to kiss my ***.. I can not stress enough how much ya'll ain';t ****... Bill Ryan, oh yeah I forgot.. You fake scandalous basturd. You know you ain't ****.. Driving a damn ford escort... I can tell you don't have no money.
Oh yeah, you are probably taking care of them babies.. well have a good life basturd.
Diane Young I have to call you a BITCH one more time. There is no better word that fits you. LOL You definitely ain't ****.... I will call you a BITCH to your face...
And Steve, I will end with you. You just another fake, non dressing, arrogant bitch. I don't know why you arrogant. If you got so much money, how come you can't get a prettier wife than that. Instead of some fat, ugly hag? I don't understand it.
Well I am out. If any of my FRIENDS want to get in touch with me. Please call my cell phone at 402-0728..
Take Care and I wish you well. *sarcastically*!
ian
[Edited by ian/555 - 9/3/2002 11:26:47 AM]
Just thought that I would add one of the
resignation letters that people had used. Some of the language is a bit to the point "Well as you all know today is my last day at the firm. I am not going to keep anything a secret like this bull**** firm likes to do. I understand that it was a consensus from the managers and partners that my employment with the firm should cease to exist. So I want to take this time to let all of you know how I feel about you:
To the partners, you are some of the most arrogant, pompus, jackasses I have ever met in my entire life. You have no heart. Just like you fired Matt Bolide, like you fired Rob Knuckles, yet you kept your six figure salary, and they had families, mortgages, etc. You really have some serious mental issues. I am not going to go out like that and not get my word out. So if you see me in person don't even speak to me. Because I will DEFINITELY tell you how I feel about you to your face. Claude Pastie, you are an arrogant, selfish, racist BITCH. You think you are the **** because you are a partner. You ain't **** or your fat *** ugly wife. She looks like she came straight out of the trailer park. You can't even match your clothes right you *****. You need some help as well. Dan, you are just fake.. That's all that I can say about you. Ya'll ain't ****. Try to use big words, talk intelligent, you are an ignorant basturd. So Claude Pastie, James Quantico, Dan, Matt, and whoever else can kiss my blk ***.. I never liked none of ya'll. I don't care what you think about me.
Diane Young you are just a fake BITCH. You smile in people's face and talk **** behind their back. You ain't nothing but a scandalous fake *** bitch.. I hope they pay you enough money to be fake.... All you will ever be is an HR lady for the firm. And you probably got your job by sleeping with one of the partners you scandalolus BITCH. You ain't **** but a ho for all the partners to pimp!!!!
Ted Yoghurt you can kiss my *** too. If I see you out in the streets, I will tell you the same.. You ain't ****.. Been working here for years and I bet you don't have over $5000 in the bank.. You are fake as hell too.. I have NO respect for you at ALL. So once again, you can kiss my blk ***. And if you see me out, don't speak.
Lee Crustage, kiss my blk *** you non dressing ugly *** fake BITCH. You have no ***** man. And you going to step to me like you were upset with me for changing my schedule. You can kiss my *** like the rest of them. If I see you in person, please don't speak unless you want to get told off.
Maybe I can take you shopping so you can find some clothes that match!! ps.. get a face lift and maybe you can get a prettier girlfriend!
Now that I have got that out of the way. I want to say thank you to the people that did remain my friends throughout my short time here. Melissa, you know I will never forget you. You have given me a lot of help personally and professionally. Laura, Ian Kogan, Sarah Veale, I have no problem with you guys at all. Liz you are truly wonderful. I really wish you well with this company. I'm sorry you had to read all of this foul language and stuff but as you can see I am highly upset. You are one of the nicest, sweetest ladies I have ever met in my entire life.
Avril you know you are my girl. It is about time someone voiced their opinion and let these fake people know what's really going on. You know I don't give a damn...
Now I am going to say that I am not sorry to go, or sad to leave. I truly hated this place. Getting up to come to work every morning was the worst thing that I have ever had to do. I know a bunch of you guys feel that way too but are too afraid to say it. Believe me I am not worried about finding a job, I was making money before I came to the firm, and I am making money now. I will make money today. As a matter of fact, I am making money as we speak. So never sleep on the shy quit people. Because we are always up to something. Do you think I was really going to just sit around and take your little $40K salary and be satisfied. I am about making real money. And this **** at the firm is no real money. So James Quantico you can take your $40K salary and stick it up your stuck up *******. You fat fake bitch... Maybe you need to see Jenny Craig so you can loose some weight you fat *******.
So in closing once again I would like to tell Ted Yoghurt, Dave, Ralph Konah, Steve, and of course that BITCH Diane Young to kiss my ***.. I can not stress enough how much ya'll ain';t ****... Bill Ryan, oh yeah I forgot.. You fake scandalous basturd. You know you ain't ****.. Driving a damn ford escort... I can tell you don't have no money.
Oh yeah, you are probably taking care of them babies.. well have a good life basturd.
Diane Young I have to call you a BITCH one more time. There is no better word that fits you. LOL You definitely ain't ****.... I will call you a BITCH to your face...
And Steve, I will end with you. You just another fake, non dressing, arrogant bitch. I don't know why you arrogant. If you got so much money, how come you can't get a prettier wife than that. Instead of some fat, ugly hag? I don't understand it.
Well I am out. If any of my FRIENDS want to get in touch with me. Please call my cell phone at 402-0728..
Take Care and I wish you well. *sarcastically*!
ian
[Edited by ian/555 - 9/3/2002 11:26:47 AM]
09 March 2002, 05:17 PM
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Good on ya Puff
I did the same thing just two years ago, but it was slightly different - that morning went to work as usual - leaving was the furthest thing from my mind -
By lunch time - I was thinking 'I've had enough of this f'ing sh*te...' and spent the rest of the afternoon packing my stuff and at 5:00 calmly walked out and said good night to my boss... never went back ... no power on earth could make me do that... and I don't to this day regret it one little bit....
Funny bit was - in their minds they thought I was having a week off and following Monday HR director rings me - saying 'why haven't you gone in to work today'.... it was a bit dooohhhh - which part of 'stick your job up your backside didn't you understand!'
brave move you won't regret it.
good luck to you
P
[Edited by Black Cat - 9/3/2002 5:18:12 PM]
I did the same thing just two years ago, but it was slightly different - that morning went to work as usual - leaving was the furthest thing from my mind -
By lunch time - I was thinking 'I've had enough of this f'ing sh*te...' and spent the rest of the afternoon packing my stuff and at 5:00 calmly walked out and said good night to my boss... never went back ... no power on earth could make me do that... and I don't to this day regret it one little bit....
Funny bit was - in their minds they thought I was having a week off and following Monday HR director rings me - saying 'why haven't you gone in to work today'.... it was a bit dooohhhh - which part of 'stick your job up your backside didn't you understand!'
brave move you won't regret it.
good luck to you
P
[Edited by Black Cat - 9/3/2002 5:18:12 PM]
09 April 2002, 01:23 PM
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Good on ya and don't worry about your future career as I think I've found just the thing for you Puff, have a look here.
According to the blurb on that site "There's no other line of work as pleasurable and as overflowing with opportunities to enjoy luxury, travel and riches..."
Life's too short to be spent being miserable at work
Sal
[Edited by scoobychick - 9/4/2002 1:26:14 PM]
According to the blurb on that site "There's no other line of work as pleasurable and as overflowing with opportunities to enjoy luxury, travel and riches..."
Life's too short to be spent being miserable at work
Sal
[Edited by scoobychick - 9/4/2002 1:26:14 PM]
02 September 2002, 07:56 PM
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Not SN but my job
After 8 years working there, I came in this morning, handed in my notice and walked straight back out
Strange emotions beforehand - fear, aprehension, anger, nervousness - and they're still there for different reasons afterwards
Reasons will be scarce ATM 'cos it is likely to get messy, but suffice to say that I found out that I was getting shafted over something by my MD [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] (proof too ) so can no longer countenance working there any longer.
Off to pastures new for me
Thanks to some friends on here that gave me some assistance and useful pointers regarding the law & suchlike
Anyone wanting my CV, just drop me an email
[I'll wake up tomorrow & find it were all a dream ]
After 8 years working there, I came in this morning, handed in my notice and walked straight back out
Strange emotions beforehand - fear, aprehension, anger, nervousness - and they're still there for different reasons afterwards
Reasons will be scarce ATM 'cos it is likely to get messy, but suffice to say that I found out that I was getting shafted over something by my MD [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] (proof too
) so can no longer countenance working there any longer.Off to pastures new for me
Thanks to some friends on here that gave me some assistance and useful pointers regarding the law & suchlike
Anyone wanting my CV, just drop me an email
[I'll wake up tomorrow & find it were all a dream
]
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02 September 2002, 10:41 PM
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Puff,
Is this the Metropolitan Wharf job? Guess it must be.
When I first lived there I thought I would be there forever, but I didn't miss it after I left.
One door shuts - another door opens
enjoy it.
Is this the Metropolitan Wharf job? Guess it must be.
When I first lived there I thought I would be there forever, but I didn't miss it after I left.
One door shuts - another door opens
enjoy it.
03 September 2002, 10:15 AM
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Good luck, had a similar situation back in Febuary this year, I have felt so much better since leaving, even with all the hastle of setting up on my own.
Good luck, had a similar situation back in Febuary this year, I have felt so much better since leaving, even with all the hastle of setting up on my own.
03 September 2002, 11:38 PM
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All the best James
Dont worry James I have done it loads of times never done me any harm,theirs loads of work out there if you want it a chap with all your tallent "creep mode off" you should have no problem,If you cant trust your boss to not stab you in the back then i say **** them all,i'm sure you can think of a way to get your own back
Huxley & Huxley Chick
Dont worry James I have done it loads of times never done me any harm,theirs loads of work out there if you want it a chap with all your tallent "creep mode off" you should have no problem,If you cant trust your boss to not stab you in the back then i say **** them all,i'm sure you can think of a way to get your own back
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At the end of the day, it is for the best
I resigned from my job, partly for health reasons with medical back up, but alsop partly because I was sick of being taken for a ride by the sh1te comany I worked for [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
Best of luck, I am sure things will move forward on a positive footing for you now
Michelle
I resigned from my job, partly for health reasons with medical back up, but alsop partly because I was sick of being taken for a ride by the sh1te comany I worked for [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
Best of luck, I am sure things will move forward on a positive footing for you now
Michelle
04 September 2002, 12:10 PM
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Hey Puff
Pleasure meeting you and working with you. Hopefully you will find fruitful new employement somewhere where we can come and visit you again.
Ireland is quite nice at this time of year I hear
Pleasure meeting you and working with you. Hopefully you will find fruitful new employement somewhere where we can come and visit you again.
Ireland is quite nice at this time of year I hear
04 September 2002, 12:28 PM
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that ian guy had some issues, bit sick in the head if his priorities are how you dress and how good looking your wife is, i bet they all went yeahhhhh, the ******* has gone! LOL
Best of luck James, dont know the circumstances but hope it turns out for the best for you!
LOLBest of luck James, dont know the circumstances but hope it turns out for the best for you!
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