I hate America, must move to UK
25 July 2002, 07:18 PM
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Ok, we have ****ty cars, a stupid president, forest fires, earthquakes, and of course, fat people. Now we have fat people who sue restaurants for being fat!
http://foxnews.com/story/0,2933,58652,00.html
Ahhhh! Get me out of here!!!!!
http://foxnews.com/story/0,2933,58652,00.html
Ahhhh! Get me out of here!!!!!
25 July 2002, 07:55 PM
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Um, we've got Tony Blair and high petrol prices. We've also got a police system that concentrate mostly on speeding offenses and ironically, its also illegal for us to defend ourselves from burglars...
25 July 2002, 08:29 PM
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Dont bother you will only get taxed on tax on tax and get completely ripped off.
We are still waiting for everyone to leave the country and the last person to leave to turn the power off.
We are still waiting for everyone to leave the country and the last person to leave to turn the power off.
25 July 2002, 10:50 PM
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Stay where you are! This country is dirty, overcrowded and feckin expensive! You get taxed for paying tax, hammered if you're lucky enough to get a well paid job and stamped upon if you drive a car-regardless of what it is.
If you don't fancy working, have 4 or more kids and like living in shti - all for free, then you're in luck.
Tell you what - I'll swap ya.
If you don't fancy working, have 4 or more kids and like living in shti - all for free, then you're in luck.
Tell you what - I'll swap ya.
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26 July 2002, 11:12 AM
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Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree, that lawsuit is absoutely pathetic and should be laughed out of court. I fear though that it will not!
However, this country, is also ablsolutely pathetic IMHO in it's own ways, i.e. the government with their attitudes towards motorists, in fact their attitudes towards the people that they govern, full stop, with the way they screw us every opportunity they get ( GOD I hate the government [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] ), the **** weather (Thanks Claudius - Long time no hear mate!), etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, you could go on all day.....
I would swap with you any day mate..... In fact, one day, when the missus is ready to, I will get out of this ****'ole!
[Edited by SwinYE5 - 7/26/2002 11:13:24 AM]
I agree, that lawsuit is absoutely pathetic and should be laughed out of court. I fear though that it will not!
However, this country, is also ablsolutely pathetic IMHO in it's own ways, i.e. the government with their attitudes towards motorists, in fact their attitudes towards the people that they govern, full stop, with the way they screw us every opportunity they get ( GOD I hate the government [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] ), the **** weather (Thanks Claudius - Long time no hear mate!), etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, you could go on all day.....
I would swap with you any day mate..... In fact, one day, when the missus is ready to, I will get out of this ****'ole!
[Edited by SwinYE5 - 7/26/2002 11:13:24 AM]
26 July 2002, 12:08 PM
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Count yourselves lucky i live and work in Saudi Arabia and some of these poor f**kers have got it rough.
Mind you i`ve just got myself an Aussie visa after watching what Tony "doormat" Blair has done for the UK.
Mind you i`ve just got myself an Aussie visa after watching what Tony "doormat" Blair has done for the UK.
26 July 2002, 12:23 PM
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Hi SwinYE5! 
How's the yellow beast? hehe you polisher 
Australia or NZ are big countries with lots of space and good weather in some (most?) areas, low taxes and nice roads, is that correct?
How's the yellow beast? hehe you polisher Australia or NZ are big countries with lots of space and good weather in some (most?) areas, low taxes and nice roads, is that correct?
26 July 2002, 03:06 PM
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The guy suing MacDonalds was on abc this morning - F***ing to$$er - "Well they didn't tell me that the food wasn't good for me".
Interviewer (polished plastic female with face of concern as if she was talking to the mother of a murder victim) "Well you had a heart attack and your doctor told you give it up - what happened next ?"
**** "Well I continued for another 3 years then I took another heart attack - but they still didn't have any warnings up - I blame them for my situation (being a fat ****)!"
Answer
MacDonalds et al will need signs at the door.
"Thick Fat Yanks need not enter"
ps this was the real interview - His F***ing lawyer was sat there too rubbing his slimey hands with glee.
pps TV in America will drive you nuts - Average 1.5 hour film takes 17 days to watch through all the f***ing adverts.
ppps get me out of here
pppps Coming home next week - hope it's snowing
Interviewer (polished plastic female with face of concern as if she was talking to the mother of a murder victim) "Well you had a heart attack and your doctor told you give it up - what happened next ?"
**** "Well I continued for another 3 years then I took another heart attack - but they still didn't have any warnings up - I blame them for my situation (being a fat ****)!"
Answer
MacDonalds et al will need signs at the door.
"Thick Fat Yanks need not enter"
ps this was the real interview - His F***ing lawyer was sat there too rubbing his slimey hands with glee.
pps TV in America will drive you nuts - Average 1.5 hour film takes 17 days to watch through all the f***ing adverts.
ppps get me out of here
pppps Coming home next week - hope it's snowing
26 July 2002, 03:44 PM
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<makes a dash from the hutch>
Can you bring some peppermint patties with you. Mmmmmmmmm, yummy
<runs back to the hutch>
Can you bring some peppermint patties with you. Mmmmmmmmm, yummy
<runs back to the hutch>
26 July 2002, 03:59 PM
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Ok - answer me this my colonial friend (had to put that in )
In UK we don't have tornados and hurricanes and we build our houses out of bricks.
In America, you have tornados galore, hurricanes, floods etc - and yet you build your houses out of wood and chipboard.
Always seemed funny to me to see houses blown down or merrily floating down a flooded river...
)In UK we don't have tornados and hurricanes and we build our houses out of bricks.
In America, you have tornados galore, hurricanes, floods etc - and yet you build your houses out of wood and chipboard.
Always seemed funny to me to see houses blown down or merrily floating down a flooded river...
26 July 2002, 04:15 PM
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The UK gets tornados!!!!!!
Nothing like wot the US gets mind, but we get around 100 a year.
[Edited by Shy Muppet - 7/26/2002 4:16:37 PM]
Nothing like wot the US gets mind, but we get around 100 a year.
[Edited by Shy Muppet - 7/26/2002 4:16:37 PM]
28 July 2002, 05:37 PM
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Hi SwinYE5! How's the yellow beast? hehe you polisher
Anyway, come back, all is forgiven!
[Edited by SwinYE5 - 7/28/2002 5:37:30 PM]
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