Jerry*

What's the difference between Roy Keane and God ?








God doesn't think he's Roy Keane !!

Brendan Hughes

Hmm... a week ago this would have been moved to the World Cup forum.


Doesn't qualify now though

bioforger

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sh1ttiest joke ive heard ever. Did u really need to type this out

Crapaud62

How many Roy Keanes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, Roy holds the bulb and the whole world revvolves around him.

D8UGF

Did you hear about the Dyslexic(sp?) alcoholic?









choked on his own vimto!!!

alcazar

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I like the one about the randy octopus who had trouble getting his leg over....leg over....leg over....leg over!
OK, sorry. But I keep having this weird dream that I'm eating a 10lb marshmallow, and when I wake up, the pillow has gone.