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29 April 2020, 02:06 PM

^Qwerty^

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**** Email Intros

Just for a bit of a laugh, post up the best (that means worst) email intro's you get. Today's winner for me is this one,

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Hi, Just bumping this to the top of your inbox.

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29 April 2020, 04:20 PM

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Instant delete.lol

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29 April 2020, 07:52 PM

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Thanks for reaching out...

If I could “reach” you I wouldn’t have been messaging

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30 April 2020, 10:10 AM

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New one this morning,

Hi,

I’m reverting regarding my previous e-mails, didn’t get any feedback I am wondering if you received them.
WTF does reverting regarding my previous e-mails mean?

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01 May 2020, 10:13 AM

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'Gentle Reminder' is one that always annoys me, I've said I'll do it, it's not that date, I'll let you know if there's an issue, otherwise f*ck off!

'Diary Buster' on meeting invites, like I'm supposed to drop everything because they think they are sooooooo important