Ryan@Indigo-GT

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As you can imagine, with a business email address that can be found openly on the internet, we get alot of spam email, and a hell of alot from Nigerian Princes asking for hel

Now, I'm a sci-fi fan and I've always loved the Xfiles, and today I found an email in my inbox that literally had me in a laughing fit, the email itself is the usual junk but I just love the sender, afterall, I thought he'd left the FBI, enjoy..

FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
Attn: Dear Fund Benifery,

We understand from our general investigations that some con men from Nigeria has been ripping you off your hard earned money with the pretense of dealing with ATM CARD Company that will deliver a Card to you and the proposed amount which was to be transferred to you is the sum of $5,000,000 Usd as stated in our record here.


We also got a complain from our German counterpart stating that your identity/information's was used to dupe a German business man to the tune of $400 Billion Usd by some Nigerian Fraudsters which you have been in contact with for some time now.


The German Government has ordered for your urgent arrest regarding the crimes that was committed with your name,after all the series of investigations conducted here in our office we tracked your record and we found out that you have never been jailed or had any fraudulent case that may jeopardize your image and personality.


All this information's are on record and we are going to use it against you in the world court when this case will be brought before it and we called the Nigerian High Commission for an urgent compensation for the bad deed that has been committed with your name.


The Nigerian Government has made available the sum of $22.5 Million Usd for your compensation and then we would like to inform you to stop any further communications with the con men so that you will not be brought before the law.


We also discovered that you have made some payments to them earlier for this same funds that was to be sent to you.


Don't forget that all your properties will be confiscated as soon as you are jailed because it will be believed that you got them from fraudulent and dubious business transactions like the one that you are in right now.


We have forwarded a copy of this information's to all the states crime agencies including, now you have to get your clear bill certificate because your name have to be clean for the (FBI) list and the (EFCC) so that is our avisit to you.



CrimTrac Agency, Canberra,
Crime and Corruption Commission
Crime and Misconduct Commission
Home Land Security Service.
Economic And Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC)
Nigerian Local Metropolitan Police (NLMP)


So all you need to do right now in other to clear your name from the scammer list which has already been forwarded to our office is to secure the CLEAN BILL CERTIFICATE immediately.


This Certificate will then clear your name from the scammers list and also after the Certificate has been issued to you, you will then forward it to the payment officer for the urgent transfer of your compensation funds of $1 Million Usd.


You are required to forward to us your private contact number for oral communications and don't forget that you will be given only 48hours to secure the CLEAN BILL CERTIFICATE or you will face the law and its consequences.


Your e-mail address is now under our e-mail track monitor, so you should make sure that you don't respond to any e-mail that is being sent to you from anybody or organization that claims to be working for the Nigeria Government.


Never you forward any part of our contact with you to the con men and seize all further communication with any ATM CARD Company or J.S LTD. RECRUITMENT/PART-TIME JOB OFFER acting for the release of the funds to you.


Forward the details of the payment you made to them earlier, and also all the information's/documents that was forwarded to you by those criminals that you have been in contact with for a long time now.


Get back to us as soon as you receive this e-mail so that we can guild you on how to secure the Certificate within 48hours.


THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

Thanks as I wait for your response

Respectively
FOX MULDER
FBI AGENT

mart360

There working for me too, tracking down the Nigerian con men, who are trying to con me,


I cant see why, at my last check, i only had $500,000,000, and some odd change in the bank...


you should try the microsoft email lottery its great


Mart

Carlh

You're kidding me. I nearly fell off my chair. The English was TERRIBLE (americans are better at it than us). Sounds like its one nigerian spammer whos had his mailing list nicked and is trying to stop the competition from nicking his opportunity....

Has anyone ever fallen for this type of scam? They're so unbelievable I think you'd have to be a right numpty to fall for it.

Yours Faithfulled,

S.Holmes
Scotland Yard

PaulC72

I am still waitng for my 10% share in the 500million I moved recently....

legb4rsk

'used to dupe a German business man to the tune of $400 Billion'

think we might of heard about that if it happened.
What did he do,sell them the National Debt!.


Ok,if it's that easy here's my offer.



You iz been really bad ,but I will not tell you're mum ifs
you seend mee all yourze monies right now!

Signed,
KIng of the world an evryfing in it.

Do it now cause I will tell her!!!!!!!!!!

Littleted

play world of warcraft you should see the ****e you get then spamming for your account details

CREWJ

Ahahahhahahahah!

Priceless

JPL

Unfortunately people do get duped by spam. I know one woman who got an email from HSBC asking her to update her security, she just clicked on the link. Minutes later they took over £2,000 from the account. Luckily she was actually doing her banking at the time and noticed it, contacted the bank and she got the lot back. Lucky person!!

Another woman was "dating" on the internet a got duped by a guy, she never met him yet somehow managed to "fall in love", and handed over around £8,000. She never heard from him again, and didn't get the cash back.

There are some silly people in this world!

P1Fanatic

Lol I got a lovely email yesterday offering a payday advance. Dont rack up a credit card late payment fee or have to borrow money from your family. Just apply online and get up to £1k within minutes*

*APR 1553%

So avoid a late fee of what £15 these days but pay these w@nkers over the odds.