women why are they such bitches??????
08 June 2002, 12:37 AM
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I've been chatting with what I thought was a nice young lady for the last few weeks , tonight I asked her if she wanted to go out for a drink tomorrow night , she said yes , great I thought . Went to the toilet about 15 minutes later to come back and find her getting off with someone else BITCH . Needless to say I won't be taking her out [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
08 June 2002, 08:23 AM
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Ah, women. Aren't they great?
Man: "I love you"
Woman: "Don't bother"
Did you know every woman has a copy of the film Bambi so they can watch Bambi's mother die over and over again to cheer themselves up?
Women are cold, heartless monsters.
I've said it before, but it's worth repeating: if I didn't find men so repulsive, I'd be gay, at least you know where you are with a man (usually down the pub)
Actually, my current fiancee did the same thing to me. We'd known each other for a while, agreed to go on a date and she got off with someone else. Good job I'd done the same, or I'd be well pi555ed off
Man: "I love you"
Woman: "Don't bother"
Did you know every woman has a copy of the film Bambi so they can watch Bambi's mother die over and over again to cheer themselves up?
Women are cold, heartless monsters.
I've said it before, but it's worth repeating: if I didn't find men so repulsive, I'd be gay, at least you know where you are with a man (usually down the pub)
Actually, my current fiancee did the same thing to me. We'd known each other for a while, agreed to go on a date and she got off with someone else. Good job I'd done the same, or I'd be well pi555ed off
08 June 2002, 08:37 AM
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Big bear - you took too long about it: 2 weeks and counting and that other guy took about 2 minutes by the sound of it. She must have been gagging for it but you misread the signs. I always say push the limits as soon as possible, there's nothing to lose, and women dont appreciate the chivalrous approach anymore anyway.
Theres plent more fish in the sea, just make sure it smells fresh though....
Theres plent more fish in the sea, just make sure it smells fresh though....
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08 June 2002, 06:03 PM
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Astraboy
You have always been a funny guy but "Or Rohypnohl if the previous two fail." I'm no blouse... But that is well out of order... Certain things like that can do a hell of a lot of damage if read by someone who has been involded with the current trend of use of this drug...
Its a "POP" at you but in a "Blokey Blokey way"
Luke
You have always been a funny guy but "Or Rohypnohl if the previous two fail." I'm no blouse... But that is well out of order... Certain things like that can do a hell of a lot of damage if read by someone who has been involded with the current trend of use of this drug...
Its a "POP" at you but in a "Blokey Blokey way"
Luke
09 June 2002, 12:22 AM
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Olly's right though, he couldnt' even pull on a COMPUTER GAME (gta3), he need my eleven year old to show him, don't even ask me where an eleven year old gets gta3 from (ask his dopey mum
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P.S not all women are bitches, my bitch is all woman
).P.S not all women are bitches, my bitch is all woman
09 June 2002, 09:07 AM
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Dave,
I don't think we (Men) were never meant to understand them mate Maybe she wanted some action that night and was frustrated that you weren't giving her any 
Just a thought
Cheers Phill C
I don't think we (Men) were never meant to understand them mate
Maybe she wanted some action that night and was frustrated that you weren't giving her any Just a thought Cheers Phill C
09 June 2002, 12:23 PM
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<AB WTF,first donuts in a graveyard now this! >
Yeah sorry, having a bit of a head **** at the mo. Particually with the fairer sex. For what its worth I've edited it.
astraboy.
Yeah sorry, having a bit of a head **** at the mo. Particually with the fairer sex. For what its worth I've edited it.
astraboy.
09 June 2002, 01:49 PM
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Always been a supporter of burning witches as in the old times
But a good girl can make up for all of them. Still have to find mine though.
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