lozgti1

Apologies to our lovely lady scoobynetters,but just read this one and made me smile

'Why are women like hurricanes'

'They come in wet and wild then leave taking your house and car'

the shreksta

iTrader: (20)

thats almost as bad as..................

why are women like carpets???........................lay em right the 1st time and you can walk all over them for years

Turbohot

Loz, it's not that bad but it's a super SIAL, matey.

Also, I don't think you need to apologise to any lovely or a monstrous lady here, as to my understanding, everyone needs to process their stuff; in one way or another.

lozgti1

Lol.Took me ages to work out SIAL

Turbohot

Honestly, keep up, old bean! You aren't a newbie any more, you know. SIAL means Scooby In A Lake! That's referring to your joke being quite dated.

lozgti1

lol.I know!

Hah!At least the Shreksta got proper jokes.Lol!

Turbohot

He must also be processing his stuff. There'll be more posting with similar, rest assured.

stevebt

iTrader: (8)

This is very bad but Jack probably does the latter.


Q: What’s the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

A: I don’t ejaculate on an apple before I eat it.


Or


Q: What’s better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?

A: Not being retarded.

BoozyDave

iTrader: (8)

how do you know when your sister is on her period?

your dad's **** tastes funny

the shreksta

iTrader: (20)

I ****ed a girl last night with brittle bones disease......................she was a right little cracker

the shreksta

iTrader: (20)

I had the most horrific nightmare last night,I had a boil on the end of my dick.............but this was no ordinary boil........it was susan Boyle. ...