Notices
Non Scooby Related Anything Non-Scooby related

3 bullets and a gun

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 30 January 2015, 12:23 AM
  #1  
Carnut
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
 
Carnut's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: I'll check my gps
Posts: 2,626
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default 3 bullets and a gun

Top of my list at the moment would be.

(In no order)

Denise Robertson (agony aunt on This Morning)

Gok Wan

Perez Hilton (on celeb big bro at the mo)

There's worse people in the world but just for fun, maybe make them run a bit first so it's a little more sportsmanlike.
Old 30 January 2015, 12:42 AM
  #2  
Felix.
Scooby Regular
 
Felix.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 2,926
Likes: 0
Received 17 Likes on 8 Posts
Default

Katie Price
William (or 'Will I Am' as he calls himself)
Kanye West
Old 30 January 2015, 01:18 AM
  #3  
f1_fan
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (9)
 
f1_fan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: .
Posts: 20,035
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Can they be SN posters?
Old 30 January 2015, 02:12 AM
  #4  
Carnut
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
 
Carnut's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: I'll check my gps
Posts: 2,626
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by f1_fan
Can they be SN posters?
Depends how many shots you're willing to take

No politicians either, they're just easy targets .

Last edited by Carnut; 30 January 2015 at 02:13 AM.
Old 30 January 2015, 02:13 AM
  #5  
f1_fan
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (9)
 
f1_fan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: .
Posts: 20,035
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Carnut
Depends how many shots you're willing to take
Too true
Old 30 January 2015, 02:40 AM
  #6  
dpb
Scooby Regular
 
dpb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: riding the crest of a wave ...
Posts: 46,493
Likes: 0
Received 13 Likes on 12 Posts
Default

Isn't it Paris
Old 30 January 2015, 08:24 AM
  #7  
gazzawrx
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (11)
 
gazzawrx's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: everywhere
Posts: 2,059
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by dpb
Isn't it Paris
Perez is the brother I think

I'd shoot
Louie Spence, probably with all 3 bullets tbh to make sure he was definitely dead.

Last edited by gazzawrx; 30 January 2015 at 08:26 AM.
Old 30 January 2015, 09:19 AM
  #8  
Blue by You
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (23)
 
Blue by You's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: In the fast lane
Posts: 3,458
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

So many choices, so few bullets
Old 30 January 2015, 09:42 AM
  #9  
PaulC72
Scooby Regular
 
PaulC72's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: RIP Tam.
Posts: 5,108
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Perez - all three I want to make sure.
Old 30 January 2015, 09:55 AM
  #10  
JamieJerkovic
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (9)
 
JamieJerkovic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Cheltenham
Posts: 1,067
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Dizzy Rascel

Kanye West

Kim Kardashain

Ps can i have more than 3 bullets! Haha
Old 30 January 2015, 10:24 AM
  #11  
PaulC72
Scooby Regular
 
PaulC72's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: RIP Tam.
Posts: 5,108
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Rethink about this, if I had the right firearm I could get more than 3 people with 3 bullets if they all had their heads together the bullet would travel through them (not sure how many though)

However that said I think I would just keep to my original choice as he annoys me so much lol.
Old 30 January 2015, 10:33 AM
  #12  
jonc
Scooby Regular
 
jonc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 7,635
Likes: 0
Received 18 Likes on 13 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Blue by You
So many choices, so few bullets
Line them up and see how many you can get with one bullet.

Last edited by jonc; 30 January 2015 at 10:34 AM.
Old 30 January 2015, 10:38 AM
  #13  
legb4rsk
Scooby Regular
 
legb4rsk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: If you're not braking or accelerating you're wasting time.
Posts: 2,684
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by PaulC72
Rethink about this, if I had the right firearm I could get more than 3 people with 3 bullets if they all had their heads together the bullet would travel through them (not sure how many though)

However that said I think I would just keep to my original choice as he annoys me so much lol.

Quite a a lot I should think as they don't appear to be of much substance.
Old 30 January 2015, 12:42 PM
  #14  
neil-h
Scooby Regular
 
neil-h's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Berks
Posts: 4,224
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by PaulC72
Rethink about this, if I had the right firearm I could get more than 3 people with 3 bullets if they all had their heads together the bullet would travel through them (not sure how many though)

However that said I think I would just keep to my original choice as he annoys me so much lol.
Great minds eh this was my first thought. Are we talking some poxy 9mm or something with a bit more meat like a Deser Eagle?
Old 30 January 2015, 01:13 PM
  #15  
richs2891
Scooby Regular
 
richs2891's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Please excuse my Spelling - its not the best !!
Posts: 2,538
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I though this as well, was thinking more along the lines of a barrett 50 cal snipping rifle - and lining them
Old 30 January 2015, 01:32 PM
  #16  
Tidgy
Scooby Regular
 
Tidgy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Notts
Posts: 23,118
Received 150 Likes on 115 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Felix.
William (or 'Will I Am' as he calls himself)

after watching a prog about him the other day he doesn't seem to bad
Old 30 January 2015, 02:30 PM
  #17  
jonc
Scooby Regular
 
jonc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 7,635
Likes: 0
Received 18 Likes on 13 Posts
Default

Please....


Old 30 January 2015, 02:47 PM
  #18  
daveyj
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
daveyj's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Cotswolds
Posts: 806
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by gazzawrx
Perez is the brother I think
They aren't related. He hijacked the name to latch onto a then widely talked about IT Girl. If he were to do it today he'd have to be Tim Kardashian......which is not an idea that needs planting to any Youtube blogging wannabes.
Old 30 January 2015, 02:49 PM
  #19  
daveyj
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
daveyj's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Cotswolds
Posts: 806
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by jonc
Please....


THAT quiff. THOSE teeth. THAT neck. Not sure three bullets aimed just at those will make them any more amiable but it's a start. I actually don't mind TEETH. He's a decent enough presenter presenting the stuff he presents. Don't think I could take him seriously at Auschwitz or similar.
Old 30 January 2015, 02:57 PM
  #20  
jazzyjembreaze
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (11)
 
jazzyjembreaze's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Newcastle upon tyne
Posts: 2,750
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

White dee from benefit street , a full mag , drop reload then 1 in the air for joy
Old 30 January 2015, 03:51 PM
  #21  
Chip
Scooby Regular
 
Chip's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 1999
Location: Cardiff. Wales
Posts: 11,758
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by f1_fan
Can they be SN posters?
Of course, fire away
Old 30 January 2015, 04:14 PM
  #22  
PaulC72
Scooby Regular
 
PaulC72's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: RIP Tam.
Posts: 5,108
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by neil-h
Great minds eh this was my first thought. Are we talking some poxy 9mm or something with a bit more meat like a Deser Eagle?
what about one of these? (it wouldnt resize )

Old 30 January 2015, 05:23 PM
  #23  
f1_fan
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (9)
 
f1_fan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: .
Posts: 20,035
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Chip
Of course, fire away
Not you, you're not significant enough to make the list
Old 30 January 2015, 05:36 PM
  #24  
Chip
Scooby Regular
 
Chip's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 1999
Location: Cardiff. Wales
Posts: 11,758
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

You surprise me

I take it your saving at least one for yourself Chris
Old 30 January 2015, 06:10 PM
  #25  
neil-h
Scooby Regular
 
neil-h's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Berks
Posts: 4,224
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by PaulC72
what about one of these? (it wouldnt resize )

I dunno why but I'd sworn he specified pistol but having read the post back he hasn't. So I may have to start shopping for something bigger.

In fact, I see your cannon and raise you the Davy Crockett. If your going to do a job, do it properly.



Technically speaking, a gun.

Last edited by neil-h; 30 January 2015 at 06:19 PM.
Old 30 January 2015, 08:08 PM
  #26  
PaulC72
Scooby Regular
 
PaulC72's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: RIP Tam.
Posts: 5,108
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by neil-h
I dunno why but I'd sworn he specified pistol but having read the post back he hasn't. So I may have to start shopping for something bigger.

In fact, I see your cannon and raise you the Davy Crockett. If your going to do a job, do it properly.



Technically speaking, a gun.
mines bigger
Old 30 January 2015, 08:51 PM
  #27  
neil-h
Scooby Regular
 
neil-h's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Berks
Posts: 4,224
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by PaulC72
mines bigger
It's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it.

Oh that and mines a nuke.
Old 31 January 2015, 10:49 AM
  #28  
PaulC72
Scooby Regular
 
PaulC72's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: RIP Tam.
Posts: 5,108
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by neil-h
It's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it.

Oh that and mines a nuke.
hehe
Old 01 February 2015, 08:25 PM
  #29  
Luan Pra bang
Scooby Regular
 
Luan Pra bang's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 4,207
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Tony Blair, Sean Hannity, Benjamin Netanyahu
Old 01 February 2015, 09:08 PM
  #30  
dnc
Scooby Regular
 
dnc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 1,224
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

First to spring to mind is the Essex Holy Trinity of

Russel Brand
Joey Essex and
Rylan (Clark?)

Can't imagine I'd change my mind after giving it more serious thought.


Quick Reply: 3 bullets and a gun



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 05:15 AM.