Cheryl Cole (or whatever shes called now)
04 November 2014, 07:44 PM
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Cheryl Cole (or whatever shes called now)
Had to laugh at this quote about her miming on X factor
'It always amazes me when people complain about Cheryl miming. If you heard her sing live you'd WISH she was miming.
04 November 2014, 08:49 PM
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I would still smash her to bits like a week old french stick..
04 November 2014, 09:04 PM
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I would still smash her to bits like a week old french stick..
FLOL!
04 November 2014, 09:54 PM
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I would still smash her to bits like a week old french stick..
I think her husband has that claim now....
06 November 2014, 05:11 PM
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Had to laugh at this quote about her miming on X factor
'It always amazes me when people complain about Cheryl miming. If you heard her sing live you'd WISH she was miming.
I'm sure she's a good girl in her personal life, but in all honesty, mime or live, her song was shoite; her dress was shoite; she looked like some 10 yr. old acting all Spice Girly in her
primary school disco and that song will never be anything but a copycat ear ache trash that no one ever remembers. Absolute garbage. She should stick to just fight-fight-fight with her boss Simon Cowell. That's where her talent and her entertainment value rest.
06 November 2014, 07:12 PM
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It saddens me how talentless garbage like her make a fortune out of being, well, a karaoke singer.
She's not even 'that' pretty, head down to Newcastle City centre any weekend and you'll see a lot better.
All this tossers fault, of course.
I wish that stalker a few years back had topped him.
06 November 2014, 07:19 PM
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It saddens me how talentless garbage like her make a fortune out of being, well, a karaoke singer.
She's not even 'that' pretty, head down to Newcastle City center any weekend and you'll see a lot better.
Even though she as no talent,I thinks she stunning.So if there are better looking women in Newcastle City center,I going to there this weekend.
06 November 2014, 07:34 PM
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Even though she as no talent,I thinks she stunning.So if there are better looking women in Newcastle City center,I going to there this weekend.
Would that horrible tattoo all over her **** not put you off when you went for a bit of doggy? Certainly would me.
A mate at work's daughter went to school with her, apparently in those days, she was known locally as the graveyard gobbler.
06 November 2014, 08:06 PM
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Would that horrible tattoo all over her **** not put you off when you went for a bit of doggy? Certainly would me.
A mate at work's daughter went to school with her, apparently in those days, she was known locally as the graveyard gobbler.
lololol ...
06 November 2014, 08:23 PM
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i would shove a fiver in her bra if she was chewing chubby between the headstones.
The more i hear,the more i like...
06 November 2014, 08:25 PM
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Apparently people that don't call her by her married name are all ignorant.
I'd still slip her a length though.
06 November 2014, 09:00 PM
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Would that horrible tattoo all over her **** not put you off when you went for a bit of doggy? Certainly would me.
Lmao....I got to admit,the **** tattoo doesn't do it for me but I'd still do her doggy style.
06 November 2014, 09:16 PM
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She's too skinny for me and got no ****, be like ******** a bag of bones.
06 November 2014, 09:23 PM
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She's too skinny for me and got no ****, be like ******** a bag of bones.
I would snap her in two.........
06 November 2014, 10:01 PM
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I would snap her in two.........
yeah but surly you'd **** her first.
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