Silly phrases in meetings
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You know the sort of things that I meen. Ridiculous phrases and metaphors. Lets see how many we can come up with.
"It's all smoke and mirrors."
"We're all dancing round the camp fire and nobody wants to pick up a potato."
"We just need to sell the sizzle, not the sausage."
"It's all smoke and mirrors."
"We're all dancing round the camp fire and nobody wants to pick up a potato."
"We just need to sell the sizzle, not the sausage."
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"Go and look at it and we'll touch base tomorrow"
"Let's get our ducks in a row"
"Let me take a view on that"
"We'll roll with it and see what turns out"
I'll think of some more in a bit....
"Let's get our ducks in a row"
"Let me take a view on that"
"We'll roll with it and see what turns out"
I'll think of some more in a bit....
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"Think outside the box" and
"Let's park that thought for now".
A few months ago, someone sent me a game of "Meeting Bingo" with loads of these on. Unfortunately I don' have it anymore.
Steve
"Let's park that thought for now".
A few months ago, someone sent me a game of "Meeting Bingo" with loads of these on. Unfortunately I don' have it anymore.
Steve
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#15
Anyone who says "touch base" in my office is liable to an instant kicking before leaving through the window.
Makes me cringe just typing it. [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
Makes me cringe just typing it. [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
#19
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I work with the king of **** one liners and the guy is the biggest ***** ive ever had the mis fortune to work with
"Take it steady"
"Step up to the plate"
"keep me in the loop"
"im paddeling this canoe alone"
"are we all singing from the same hymn book"
and numerous other ive forgotten
what a C*NT
"Take it steady"
"Step up to the plate"
"keep me in the loop"
"im paddeling this canoe alone"
"are we all singing from the same hymn book"
and numerous other ive forgotten
what a C*NT
#22
Actual ones our PM uses:
"Lets push the boat out and see what comes back"
"We're behind the 8-ball here" eh?
and my personal favourite..........
"Our **** is out the window on this one"
He's got so many we started doing what we call "Barlow Bingo" in meetings (his surname is Barlow). First to get 5 phrases has to introduce on of his classics back into the meeting to indicate a "house" to the other competitors.
give it a try - great fun.
"Lets push the boat out and see what comes back"
"We're behind the 8-ball here" eh?
and my personal favourite..........
"Our **** is out the window on this one"
He's got so many we started doing what we call "Barlow Bingo" in meetings (his surname is Barlow). First to get 5 phrases has to introduce on of his classics back into the meeting to indicate a "house" to the other competitors.
give it a try - great fun.
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