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06 January 2002, 08:11 PM
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Can't contribute to this unfortunately. Yesterday a scumbag stole my lightweight super handling MTB, right in the city. Woohoohoo, consolation please (in the form of stories as obove please).
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[Edited by Ralf - 6/1/2002 8:14:43 PM]
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[Edited by Ralf - 6/1/2002 8:14:43 PM]
31 May 2002, 10:15 PM
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1st story:
My mate, who owns a garage in Bury, hears sound of breaking glass, runs out to catch scumbag with brick in hand having decked in a customers car window. MY mate grabs scumbag. Scumbag says "let go or I'll drop yer". My mate nuts him one. Scumbag is knocked out cold and left tie-wrapped on the pavement by my mate for Police to collect.
One for us!!
2nd story:
My other mate pulls up at lights in Rochdale in his beemer. He notices four scumbags run up from behind, two on each side about to jack him. Mate puts door locks on in nick of time, lights change and mate blasts off.
Mate gets two dents in car from two scumbags he runs over. ( true story enhanced for Bruisers benefit lol )
Another one for us!!
Can anyone else add to our score??
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[Edited by stratman - 5/31/2002 11:15:35 PM]
My mate, who owns a garage in Bury, hears sound of breaking glass, runs out to catch scumbag with brick in hand having decked in a customers car window. MY mate grabs scumbag. Scumbag says "let go or I'll drop yer". My mate nuts him one. Scumbag is knocked out cold and left tie-wrapped on the pavement by my mate for Police to collect.
One for us!!
2nd story:
My other mate pulls up at lights in Rochdale in his beemer. He notices four scumbags run up from behind, two on each side about to jack him. Mate puts door locks on in nick of time, lights change and mate blasts off.
Mate gets two dents in car from two scumbags he runs over. ( true story enhanced for Bruisers benefit lol )
Another one for us!!
Can anyone else add to our score??
Stratman
[Edited by stratman - 5/31/2002 11:15:35 PM]
31 May 2002, 10:18 PM
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Your 1st mate sounds tip top.
Instead of leaving him for the police to collect though, you shoulda ball-gagged him, gone to work on his *** with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch then brought out the gimp
Instead of leaving him for the police to collect though, you shoulda ball-gagged him, gone to work on his *** with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch then brought out the gimp
31 May 2002, 10:21 PM
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I once beat up a burglar for stealing some stuff and pushing my pregnant wife down the stairs. He tried to press charges on me but mysteriously retracted it. 
edit ~ Make that 2 times now on the same guy.
[Edited by Katana - 6/1/2002 12:29:25 PM]
edit ~ Make that 2 times now on the same guy.
[Edited by Katana - 6/1/2002 12:29:25 PM]
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31 May 2002, 11:28 PM
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Never would have guessed your from Dundee with a reply like that scooby dooby blue....fooking hell
I think to be on the safe side I'll call you Mr. Blue from now on
I think to be on the safe side I'll call you Mr. Blue from now on
31 May 2002, 11:46 PM
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Nice one
I would love to meet a car thief Magazines do it don't they, I've read interviews where car thieves tell all, maybe we could invte one / many to do a webchat on here? He can chat, we'll just kick fu..........
Bob
I would love to meet a car thief
Magazines do it don't they, I've read interviews where car thieves tell all, maybe we could invte one / many to do a webchat on here? He can chat, we'll just kick fu..........Bob
01 June 2002, 09:11 AM
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Interview with a car thief:
Scoobynet: Mr John "Swifty" Scumbag, welcome to Scoobynet
Scumbag: Thank you
Scoobynet: First question, *THUD* How you like me now motherf*cker? *THWACK*
Scumbag: Arrghh, not the face
Scoobynet: *KAPOW* Feel that? *GAZUMP* Thats for knicking the stereo out of my car *THWOCK*
Scumbag: Please stop, I can't feel my legs
Scoobynet: *SHAZAM* That's OK, you won't need them in hell *KABLAM*
Scumbag: I see a bright light...tell...my...mum...I...gasp...
Scoobynet: John Scumbag, thanks for coming, goodnight
Scoobynet: Mr John "Swifty" Scumbag, welcome to Scoobynet
Scumbag: Thank you
Scoobynet: First question, *THUD* How you like me now motherf*cker? *THWACK*
Scumbag: Arrghh, not the face
Scoobynet: *KAPOW* Feel that? *GAZUMP* Thats for knicking the stereo out of my car *THWOCK*
Scumbag: Please stop, I can't feel my legs
Scoobynet: *SHAZAM* That's OK, you won't need them in hell *KABLAM*
Scumbag: I see a bright light...tell...my...mum...I...gasp...
Scoobynet: John Scumbag, thanks for coming, goodnight
02 June 2002, 04:46 PM
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Had an attempted car jack last year, Used my protection to gazump the t##t an then escorted him to the police station,
With his head stuck in the widow of my car (wind up windows)
And every time he used foul language against me i sped up so he would have to start running.
With his head stuck in the widow of my car (wind up windows)
And every time he used foul language against me i sped up so he would have to start running.
02 June 2002, 10:57 PM
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I drove from Warwickshire, through Europe, ferry to north Africa, down to Cape Town, most of the way back, in an old Landy with a colleague from work.
We were in Zaire for 37 days to do ~1000 miles - very hard going! We took a route unused for over a year according to locals.
Anyway, we were still there when Zaire closed its borders and had yet another civil war (almost), 1996.
Passing though some dodgy areas we were met by many official and unofficial road blocks. We stopped at one, convinced by the young man pointing his rocket laucher at us. Bunch of very young and very drunk soldiers gave us a hard time, but eventually let us go - short some US$ and a load of smokes and bic pens.
Thats a good road block.
Next one we get too looks very "unofficial". There are guys pushing each other around, guns being waved about and some drunk trying to drag a block across the track. My mate and I look at each other, same thought "****, this looks waaay dodgy". Out of nowhere this UN vehicle (Nissan Patrol?) appears. We wave but he is head down, flying along, straight past the guy trying to block the road!
We look at each other. In stereo, say "Fu*k this!!", and floor it as best you can in a 2ltr heavily burdened 20 year old Landy
. At this point many of the "soldiers" had seen the UN guy fly past and were not about to let us slip through the net. They all start shouting and waving guns at us. Now I don't think the full impact of what we did hit home for some days but we went A-Team! We piS$ed past the make shift road block and swerved around a few drunks and were off. The frightening thing was the gun fire following us, bullets hitting trees and a couple thunking into the ground around the Landy.
Sounds unreal - and I tell you it was sureal to be there. They had no vehicles to pursue that we saw, but we drove for 20hrs straight afetr that anyway, breaking all the rules about not night driving in the jungle.
I can assure you this is a true story. I have 100's of photos if you wanna see the Landy? It still works, is in Zimbabwe - probably in the ownership of an ex farm worker, grrr.
Not sure if this counts as 1 to us or not?
Matt
We were in Zaire for 37 days to do ~1000 miles - very hard going! We took a route unused for over a year according to locals.
Anyway, we were still there when Zaire closed its borders and had yet another civil war (almost), 1996.
Passing though some dodgy areas we were met by many official and unofficial road blocks. We stopped at one, convinced by the young man pointing his rocket laucher at us. Bunch of very young and very drunk soldiers gave us a hard time, but eventually let us go - short some US$ and a load of smokes and bic pens.
Thats a good road block.
Next one we get too looks very "unofficial". There are guys pushing each other around, guns being waved about and some drunk trying to drag a block across the track. My mate and I look at each other, same thought "****, this looks waaay dodgy". Out of nowhere this UN vehicle (Nissan Patrol?) appears. We wave but he is head down, flying along, straight past the guy trying to block the road!
We look at each other. In stereo, say "Fu*k this!!", and floor it as best you can in a 2ltr heavily burdened 20 year old Landy
. At this point many of the "soldiers" had seen the UN guy fly past and were not about to let us slip through the net. They all start shouting and waving guns at us. Now I don't think the full impact of what we did hit home for some days but we went A-Team! We piS$ed past the make shift road block and swerved around a few drunks and were off. The frightening thing was the gun fire following us, bullets hitting trees and a couple thunking into the ground around the Landy.Sounds unreal - and I tell you it was sureal to be there. They had no vehicles to pursue that we saw, but we drove for 20hrs straight afetr that anyway, breaking all the rules about not night driving in the jungle.
I can assure you this is a true story. I have 100's of photos if you wanna see the Landy? It still works, is in Zimbabwe - probably in the ownership of an ex farm worker, grrr.
Not sure if this counts as 1 to us or not?
Matt
03 June 2002, 05:58 AM
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Here Goes then,
Few years back work mate Andy gets a phone call from the guy across the street, he's spotted two teenagers breaking into Andy's R5 GT Turbo.
They attack from two sides in classic pincer movement and catch one.
Teenager in question says to Andy. "Can you give me a beating instead of calling the Police".
Andy says, "Your having both"
Police were very good about the beating and no chargers were bought against Andy. Police also tracked down the second youth.
Both only got community service though
Lee
Few years back work mate Andy gets a phone call from the guy across the street, he's spotted two teenagers breaking into Andy's R5 GT Turbo.
They attack from two sides in classic pincer movement and catch one.
Teenager in question says to Andy. "Can you give me a beating instead of calling the Police".
Andy says, "Your having both"
Police were very good about the beating and no chargers were bought against Andy. Police also tracked down the second youth.
Both only got community service though
Lee
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