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Old 20 April 2014, 09:52 PM
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Angry Let's end Foodbanks .......

..... let's create CiggieBanks instead - then the money they save could go on food!

Or how about a BoozeBank - same would apply.

Maybe free tacky Tattoo's so that they could buy food for their 16 kids instead?

Just a thought .... as this bleating about food banks does my fecking head in!!

Old 20 April 2014, 09:54 PM
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Good point, no money for food but plenty of money for ****, booze, naff tatoos, the latest flat screen TV and iphone though.

Peoples priorities are all wrong.
Old 20 April 2014, 09:55 PM
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If we end food banks how can I eat? I usually roll to the end of the street in my Impreza then walk to the foodbank and fill my bags, its actually far cheaper than Aldi
Old 20 April 2014, 10:00 PM
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The priest this morning preached on and on and on about the food poverty, and the country doesn't support them ............. not one mention about the 40 **** a day at £16!!! Not a mention about the booze at £3 a pint!!! Not a mention about the tramp stamps and neck tattoo's which shout 'retard attached'!!!!

They can go **** off!!
Old 20 April 2014, 10:25 PM
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Luckily I have someone who sells me the foreign tabs cheap cheap and my local does cider for £2 a pint, god bless the government
Old 20 April 2014, 10:52 PM
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Fries at McDonald's £1.20
1.5kg bag of chips at Morrisons 85p
Old 20 April 2014, 10:59 PM
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Blame Tony Blair
Old 20 April 2014, 11:10 PM
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Why not just shoot poor people on a lottery basis at the foodbank, so that others can feed off them?
Old 20 April 2014, 11:18 PM
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No chance Lewis, I send the maid down in our Q7 to pick up one every other day.
Old 20 April 2014, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamz3k
Why not just shoot poor people on a lottery basis at the foodbank, so that others can feed off them?

That's a terrible idea as I heard in some parts of the country your more likely to see an adult drunk than actually doing a days work!


I'm pretty sure this is based on the house of commons?
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Can't they just put impotency drugs into cigs and alochol?

If they could do cross checks on Sky/Virgin subscriptions as well a smartphone contracts, then I think budget for the Iceland*/Farmfoods shop would improve.


(*nowt wrong with Iceland's frozen nibbles, just not for tea every night of the week.)

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Old 20 April 2014, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by ALi-B
Can't they just put impotency drugs into cigs and alochol?

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I thought they already did, damn my missus id right
Old 21 April 2014, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by RA Dunk
Good point, no money for food but plenty of money for ****, booze, naff tatoos, the latest flat screen TV and iphone though.

Peoples priorities are all wrong.
At least two of the four things on your list are likely to be stolen goods.
Old 21 April 2014, 10:36 PM
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The country has gone bonkers ...... it's the do-goodies which make me sick .... do these really believe that the tattoo'd chavs waiting for their free food while smoking and stinking of a can of Export need handouts?
Old 21 April 2014, 11:02 PM
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I don't think all of those who use foodbanks and cant afford food are in that position because they spend all their cash on **** and Booze.

I do think benefits should be done so they aren't cash and can only be spent on food, clothes and other essentials.
Old 22 April 2014, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
I don't think all of those who use foodbanks and cant afford food are in that position because they spend all their cash on **** and Booze.

I do think benefits should be done so they aren't cash and can only be spent on food, clothes and other essentials.
Why not withdraw benefits and do everything on vouchers - no money given out at all.

You could do gas, leccy, water, rent, clothing coupons etc etc etc.

No need for money and no bank accounts to pay the Sky/Contract iPhone (which are probably on the knock anyway).

Left wing, tree huggy, duffle coat wearing do gooders would cry for human rights, but the basic needs are covered.

Easy
Old 22 April 2014, 02:29 AM
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Get a life Pete you sad burk.
Old 22 April 2014, 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Get a life Pete you sad burk.
lol Tony!!
Old 22 April 2014, 06:48 AM
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You forgot to include a full sky package

Originally Posted by RA Dunk
Good point, no money for food but plenty of money for ****, booze, naff tatoos, the latest flat screen TV and iphone though.

Peoples priorities are all wrong.
Old 22 April 2014, 08:31 AM
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Can't we end ps lewis, so much cheaper.
Old 22 April 2014, 08:42 AM
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Problem with food vouchers is that the idiots would sell them to buy **** and booze!

There really is no hope for these people ..... some are in real need, it's splitting up the chavs from the genuine cases which should be the focus of the do-googers .....
Old 22 April 2014, 09:37 AM
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Drugs is one of the main problems. A large number of people who drain the countries resources use benefit money to buy drugs. There are many people who prefer begging for food/money for food and prioritise their government income to paying for their fixes - it's either that or they turn to crime. The problem is that it is too late for them as they are addicted, with criminal records and little hope of getting jobs. It all starts in their early years where they were too short sighted to see how taking a joint here of there would harm them in the long run.
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Can we not terminate their miserable lives then? That's a win win surely?
Old 22 April 2014, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Can we not terminate their miserable lives then? That's a win win surely?
Who would do the shelf stacking on night shift so when you go into waitrose for your organic carrots, they are ready for you?
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Originally Posted by paulr
Who would do the shelf stacking on night shift so when you go into waitrose for your organic carrots, they are ready for you?

A Polish immigrant, presumably.
Old 22 April 2014, 06:57 PM
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Like benefits, a large proportion of food bank recipients are actually in work

It is just a shame the truth doesn't fit the easy paranoia of the clinically thick
Old 22 April 2014, 07:08 PM
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In that case, let's enforce the Tory bosses to pay a living wage then?

Vote Labour and secure fairness .... !!
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What, like Tony Blair. .
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History ... we have issues to solve today.
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Blair did alright out of fairness, lining his pockets with millions and sticking his dick into Wendi Deng... Well, it all depends on where you're standing, eh?


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