Q: What 's the best form of birth control after 50?
A: Nudity

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: About 45 lbs.

Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.

Q: Why does the bride always wear white?
A: Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Q: A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in the third year. Who has the biggest boobs?
A: The blonde, because she's 18.

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother.

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A Bingo Machine.

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Q: Why did God create alcohol?
A: So ugly people could have sex too.

Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more walks in, what do you have?
A: Divorce proceedings most likely.

I dont believe it. Wrong 'kin forum TWICE!!!!!

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