Jamz3k

To set the scene, i've got a computer tan, i could do with a wee drink as i haven't had one in ages and the cars filthy. Only one thing to do, WASH THE CAR!

My tools of choice

As you can see, only the best, Russian Vodka and some Carlsberg, oh and some cleaning products

half an hour later


Rather happy with the result

urban

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Bit early for drinking?

And, after enjoying you're drinks who moves the car.
Better watch out, cause you've still got R plates on

I see you've got a broken bucket - did you fall on it after enjoying said drinks

Jamz3k

the bucket actually broke whilst i was trying to throw it full of water over the car, handle snapped at the bucket itself smacked my back window!

had to drive the car around the side of the house cus some randomers have parked outside my door, thought my hose would stretch but NAY!

As for drinking i must confess i only had the one as i have to pick up the missues at 6. the Vodka actually has stuff init to clean plastics

GT Scooby blue

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Very professional as ever.
You really are just wasting your time hanging round shopping centres trying to sell packages to people that dont want them.Get out there and make a decent honest living as a detailer.

tarmac terror

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Carlsberg dont do detailing - but if they did they wouldn't leave the can on the roof.

Jamz3k

i've just noticed there is FIAT badges on my number plates need to get em changed ASAP!

Jamz3k

Cheeky beggar! Unfortunately my detailing skills are just as good as my sales skills, the cars scrapped, dented, swirled paint, tar all over the side and watermarked but you know what, i bought it to drive it like i stole it so its all good!

I've bought all the best cleaning products i could afford and be to be honest i don't have the patience to use it anymore. A wash with Megs NXT Car Wash and a spray over with AutoGlym Aqua Wax and the car looks grand for half an hours work!

bigandymac

looks well james all the same for being an alfa lol
but for all that hard half hours labour it looks well.

Jamz3k

That Aqua Wax is hard to beat for a good quick clean i have to say, quite impressed as its the first time i've used it

petedotuk

Aqua is alright for your Alfa James, wouldnt use it on anything that was good hard paint like a scooby though.

Looks well. I didnt know offies still only sold single cans?????lol

Jamz3k

Why for mate?

FYI I bought that crate of carlsberg for Euro 2008 and i'm only on my last few cans now, i'm a very light drinker as I can't handle it I wonder if its actually out of date?

petedotuk

Found it only really give good results on my car when completly dry!! sort of defeats the purpose of a wax made to apply on a damp car.

Jamz3k

I see As for hard paint, u breathe on my bonnet and the paint chips ffs

bigandymac

lol imagine the consequences if your bonnet was tea-bagged!!!! lol

Jamz3k

hey but least i wouldn't be pulling pubes out of my intercooler for weeks after

petedotuk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vdUoXFY1KY

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bigandymac

lmao.
here james pete will give you some tips on detailing....he's a guru.

petedotuk

you're getting there two m8, I can see myself looking out the bedroom window in the boot of my car! if that makes any sense! car is about 20-25 ft away from house

Jamz3k

Detailing is for gheyers my car gets WASHED If i hadn't have had Megs NXT car wash in the house i'd probably just have used fairy liquid

bigandymac

lol simon aka mr sheen swears by fairy liquid

Jamz3k

Car Cleaning products are the biggest con since "gold plated" HDMI cables!

tarmac terror

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wing a drop of it in your tank there lad - should be good for another 10BHP.

Jamz3k

Jesus Tarmac that was ur 666th post

bigandymac

surely you jest young James lol
they are a must have lol

Jamz3k

Any salesman that sells you an HDMI cable thru its merits of being Gold Plated is either stupid or thinks you are stupid thats a fact. How many devices have Gold plated terminals? Its all about the cable and the sheilding my friend!

The car isn't looking too bright today, the inside of my tyre ripped to shreds coming off a roundabout at Craigavon today Need 2 new front tyres and my tracking sorted out

PS 50mile trip home with a space saver wheel fitted shall be fun

bigandymac

james give gojonnyjo a shout lol, hes down that way and could help you out!!!
next youll be telling me you dont want your gold teeth anymore lol

Jamz3k

My cousin owns CS Tyres so he's got me a new set of Perilli's for tomorrow Just gonna have to take her slow going home tonight

urban

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Mr Shankly?

If so, was it ever true that the MOT centre wrecked his escort cosworth?

Jamz3k

Honestly don't know mate, I'll ask him tomorrow.

Jamz3k

Asked him about this apparently they blew the diff to pieces whilst doing a brake test and wouldn't pay out for the damge!