Andy '00

No offence Constable

>>>> These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos
> >>>>around the country:
> >>>>
> >>>> #16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one
> >>>>you just went through."
> >>>>
> >>>> #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll
> >>>>stretch
> >>>> after you wear them a while."
> >>>>
> >>>> #14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth
> >>>>certificate a
> >>>> worthless document."
> >>>>
> >>>> #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
> >>>>
> >>>> #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because
> >>>>that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."
> >>>>
> >>>> #11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means
> >>>>I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
> >>>>
> >>>> #10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't
> >>>>think it
> >>>> will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
> >>>>
> >>>> #9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do
> >>>>that again or I'll give you another ticket."
> >>>>
> >>>> #8 "Your answer to this last question will determine whether you
> >>>>are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
> >>>>
> >>>> #7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where
> >>>>you go to
> >>>> ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey
> >>>>poop."
> >>>>
> >>>> #6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a
> >>>>toaster
> >>>> oven.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> #5 "In God we trust, all others we run through a DUI test."
> >>>>
> >>>> #4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"
> >>>>
> >>>> #3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now
> >>>>we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
> >>>>
> >>>> #2 "I'm glad to hear that the Chief of Police is a personal
> >>>>friend of
> >>>> yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
> >>>>
> >>>> AND THE WINNER IS....
> >>>>
> >>>> #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right,
> >>>>we
> >>>> don't......... Sign here."
>

c0lin

they're good lol

brocks

iTrader: (3)

Class............never used any of those lines myself......but I could do now...LOL

bekee

lol. cant see any female police officers comin out with those lines........................