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A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
Smile, life is too short not to !!
See you at the river.
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
Smile, life is too short not to !!
See you at the river.
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lol! i got a joke!!!!!!!!!!a country bumkin is transporting his prize mare across the mountain to a horse show. its late at nite and he gets 2 flat wheels on the horsebox. bewildered, he looks around for signs of life. he spies an old farm house so himself and his horse make their way there. when he reaches the house he is greeted by an elderly farmer. the bumpkin explains his situation and asks the man if he has anywhere safe to keep the horse for the night. the farmer explains that he has a barn, but he has a stallion in there. the bumpkin tells the farmer that he would rather they werent kept together (for obvious reasons)! the farmer tells the bumkin if he covers the mare with a white sheet the stallion wont go near it. he agrees. in the morning the bumpkin cant find his mare anywhere. he rushes 2 the local village where he meets a young girl. he asks "have u seen a horse covered by a white sheet?" , she replies " nope, but theres a horse over there with a napkin stickin out of its bum!"
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