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As we seem to be getting more of these threads posted up - Might as well make them at least slightly interesting......... so........... a few daily funnies might be worth posting up........
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Asked what she thought of the turnout at her latest book signing in London, Leona Lewis replied "I was gobsmacked"
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I got the key on the top left of my keyboard replaced today.
It was only 1.3 cm in width.
Yes, I had a narrow escape.
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Wouldn't it be great if Tess Daly married John Tickle……….
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I used to run a dating agency for chickens.
But I was struggling to make hens meet.
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I admit, the effect of the weekends events with the former member of that boyband has made me depressed.
Robbie Williams is back!
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Beach Bar owners in Samoa have said that business has been slow since the Tsunami, although recently many regulars have begun drifting back in
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I’m halfway through the book of genesis & there’s no mention of Phil Collins yet.
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Any more then...........??
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Asked what she thought of the turnout at her latest book signing in London, Leona Lewis replied "I was gobsmacked"
__________________________________________________ _____________
I got the key on the top left of my keyboard replaced today.
It was only 1.3 cm in width.
Yes, I had a narrow escape.
__________________________________________________ _____________
Wouldn't it be great if Tess Daly married John Tickle……….
__________________________________________________ _____________
I used to run a dating agency for chickens.
But I was struggling to make hens meet.
__________________________________________________ _____________
I admit, the effect of the weekends events with the former member of that boyband has made me depressed.
Robbie Williams is back!
__________________________________________________ _____________
Beach Bar owners in Samoa have said that business has been slow since the Tsunami, although recently many regulars have begun drifting back in
__________________________________________________ _____________
I’m halfway through the book of genesis & there’s no mention of Phil Collins yet.
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Any more then...........??
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A bloke charges into the post office and goes straight up to the employee behind the counter screaming 'I've been ringing 0800 1730 for two days now, why on earth won't any of you answer?'
the employee replies 'those are our opening times sir.....'
the employee replies 'those are our opening times sir.....'
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banking crisis explained
The current banking crisis explained...... NOW YOU'LL UNDERSTAND!
Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.'
Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'
Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'
Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'
Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece and made a profit of £898'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two pounds back.'
Paddy now works for Barclays
The current banking crisis explained...... NOW YOU'LL UNDERSTAND!
Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.'
Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'
Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'
Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'
Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece and made a profit of £898'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two pounds back.'
Paddy now works for Barclays
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Afternoon... late as normal 
only one problem, a person called Paddy could never be that intelligent 
banking crisis explained
The current banking crisis explained...... NOW YOU'LL UNDERSTAND!
Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.'
Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'
Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'
Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'
Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece and made a profit of £898'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two pounds back.'
Paddy now works for Barclays
The current banking crisis explained...... NOW YOU'LL UNDERSTAND!
Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.'
Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'
Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'
Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'
Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece and made a profit of £898'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two pounds back.'
Paddy now works for Barclays
only one problem, a person called Paddy could never be that intelligent
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