10 good excuses for excessive speed;)
02 August 2005, 03:15 PM
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10 good excuses for excessive speed;)
Just read these,
might be handy to keep in mind
1) I had passed out after seeing flashing lights, which I believed to be UFOs in the distance. The flash of the camera brought me round from my trance.
2) I was in the airport's flight path and I believe the camera was triggered by a jet overhead, not my car.
3) I had a severe bout of diarrhoea and had to speed to a public toilet.
4) There was a strong wind behind my car, which pushed me over the limit.
5) My friend had just chopped his fingers off and I was rushing the fingers to hospital.
6) The vibrations from the surfboard I had on the roof rack set off the camera.
7) I had to rush my dying hamster to the vets.
8) A violent sneeze caused a chain reaction where my foot pushed down harder on the accelerator.
9) There was a suspected case of foot and mouth and I had to rush to see the cow concerned.
10) The only way I could demonstrate my faulty clutch was to accelerate madly.
might be handy to keep in mind
1) I had passed out after seeing flashing lights, which I believed to be UFOs in the distance. The flash of the camera brought me round from my trance.
2) I was in the airport's flight path and I believe the camera was triggered by a jet overhead, not my car.
3) I had a severe bout of diarrhoea and had to speed to a public toilet.
4) There was a strong wind behind my car, which pushed me over the limit.
5) My friend had just chopped his fingers off and I was rushing the fingers to hospital.
6) The vibrations from the surfboard I had on the roof rack set off the camera.
7) I had to rush my dying hamster to the vets.
8) A violent sneeze caused a chain reaction where my foot pushed down harder on the accelerator.
9) There was a suspected case of foot and mouth and I had to rush to see the cow concerned.
10) The only way I could demonstrate my faulty clutch was to accelerate madly.
02 August 2005, 05:11 PM
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12) did you see that van of yobbos with basball bats, they were after me, the first letterss of the reg were xxx
13) I'm late for my wedding
14) my first child is about to be born
15) I thought you were chasing after someone else so I speeded up to get out your way
13) I'm late for my wedding
14) my first child is about to be born
15) I thought you were chasing after someone else so I speeded up to get out your way
02 August 2005, 05:53 PM
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Someone i know 
got away with being flashed by mobile camera at 104 MPH, by saying someone was test driving it and then paid deposit, gave the details of such said moody person, along with copy of moody receipt.
Being a passenger in the CTR i had no idea of the speed he was travelling.
Just hate people getting away with things like this.
got away with being flashed by mobile camera at 104 MPH, by saying someone was test driving it and then paid deposit, gave the details of such said moody person, along with copy of moody receipt.Being a passenger in the CTR i had no idea of the speed he was travelling.
Just hate people getting away with things like this.
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